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10/12/2005 10:00:26 PM · #1 |
#1: (This one works best for men) Go into a ladies shoe store, pick up a dainty pair of pumps and ask the salesman; "Got this in a 16?"
#2: Go to your local big block superstore. Pick up the following items; A ski mask, 50 Yards of rope, a role of duct tape a large laundry bag and a pair of gloves. See if the cashier puts things togther. Be sure to pay in cash or this one might turn into a long conversation with your local authorities.
Any other ideas?
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10/12/2005 10:05:46 PM · #2 |
| Go to KFC and ask for a woppher and a quarter pounder with cheese and supersize the fries. |
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10/12/2005 10:10:56 PM · #3 |
| Go to any fast food restaurant drive-through window and specify that you want your order "to go." |
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10/12/2005 10:43:26 PM · #4 |
Goto an internet cafe and sit down next to someone. Type frantically into your computer. Every few minutes, look up and smile evily at your neighbor, then resume typing. |
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10/12/2005 10:49:52 PM · #5 |
Take a typewriter into your local computer repair shop and ask if they can upgrade the operating system.
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10/12/2005 10:52:17 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by drz01:
Go to KFC and ask for a woppher and a quarter pounder with cheese and supersize the fries. |
I've asked for McNuggets at Burger King and Wendy's before . |
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10/12/2005 11:07:15 PM · #7 |
Go to the local wallmart and tell the clerk you are having a hard time finding a CD rewinder.
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10/12/2005 11:21:38 PM · #8 |
Go to a store that sells glasses and ask if the price is half off for a cyclops.
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10/12/2005 11:22:26 PM · #9 |
Ride your bike or walk through the drive through at any fast food restaurant
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10/13/2005 12:39:20 AM · #10 |
1. Go to McDonald's and order a cheeseburger but hold the cheese. When asked why not order a hamburger, say " I like the extra slice of pickles you put in the cheeseburger".
2. When asked "For here or to go?" say, "For There" and point to your table. |
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10/13/2005 01:05:06 AM · #11 |
| Go into a hardware store and ask for a glass bolt for the door. |
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10/13/2005 01:15:07 AM · #12 |
Go into Radio Shack and ask for a phoneless cord.
-Terry
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10/13/2005 01:17:05 AM · #13 |
I'm a fan of doing things that get weird reactions, but I'm also a fan of a little prank here and there
1.Spread saran wrap under the toilet seat.
2.Put staples facing up in your buddies deodorant
3.Put a rubber band around the squirter handle on the hose thing at the kitchen sink.
Check this is out, it's pretty funny if you wanna trick one of your friends over the computer.//www.strangereports.com/fakesearch.htm
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 01:18:12. |
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10/13/2005 02:45:55 AM · #14 |
| Go to Toys r Us, go to the bicycles, find a girls bike with a basket on the handlebars, ride around the store putting items in the basket, then ride to the checkout stand, unload the items onto the conveyor belt and leave the bike at the checkout stand. |
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10/13/2005 03:36:33 AM · #15 |
| clear liquid soap is always good on door handles, try it next time you exit a public restroom. or enter a public building. a little bit goes along way in the palm of your hand. the look of disgust when they grab that handle, priseless. also try it on shopping carts. ô¿~ |
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10/13/2005 08:03:59 AM · #16 |
| Take a hair drier and sit in the parking lot at work and point it at the your fellow workers coming and going like it is a radar gun. |
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10/13/2005 08:37:38 AM · #17 |
Originally posted by rikki11:
1. Go to McDonald's and order a cheeseburger but hold the cheese. When asked why not order a hamburger, say " I like the extra slice of pickles you put in the cheeseburger".
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My wife did this but said she just liked the orange wrapper they used on the cheeseburger.
Know those little poppers that you throw down and they explode? Take two and place very gently under a toilet seat where those two riser things are (usually just do the front two if it has more) and very easily set the seat down. When they sit, the poppers explode. I think my mom fell off the toilet when I did it to her...wonder why I'm out of the will...hummm
Also along these lines...I took a little music box thingy out of a necktie I had that played jingle bells. Once it is all apart it is very small and thin. I took it and taped it to a toilet, when someone sat down (most use in women's bathroom) it would activate and play music the entire time. lol The woman I did it to first thought someone left their cell phone in there but quickly realized I had done something. She said she couldn't pee fast enough to get off the damn thing.
Some computer/electronic stores ship their stuff wrapped in "pillows of air", not your normal bubble wrap but the long pillow looking things that can usually be ripped into desired length. The really good ones are hard to pop.
Take a length of about 4-5 and roll them up and tape a little to hold, shove this under a car tire (or even tape it to the tire for a little delay), perferrable the side the driver won't see. When they drive over them they all explode at once! Talk about loud! Especially fun to someone that doesn't have a spare since they now think they blew a tire. Much fun.
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 08:41:57.
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10/13/2005 08:39:08 AM · #18 |
At McDonalds, I order Egg McMuffin no egg! That one trips em up every time. Like they don't know how to make it that way lol
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10/13/2005 08:43:42 AM · #19 |
| When you go to pay for something, ask if they accept Federal Reserve Notes (aka dollars) hehe |
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10/13/2005 08:55:21 AM · #20 |
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your girlfriend is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in house wares...and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 08:55:51.
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10/13/2005 09:30:07 AM · #21 |
ask the car repair guy to change the air in your tires....
Got this in my email this week:
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with
"In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 09:32:19. |
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10/13/2005 09:42:34 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by pianomom:
...2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. |
I do this at least once a month!
Originally posted by pianomom:
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." |
I do this all the time... it drives my wife NUTS!!!
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10/13/2005 09:50:32 AM · #23 |
Originally posted by rex:
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." |
Check
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10/13/2005 09:52:10 AM · #24 |
Originally posted by pianomom:
...2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. |
When I'm in a meeting, especially a long boring one, I will get out my cell phone and discreetly dial my pager, when my pager buzzes, I pull it out, look at the number and exclaim, " I have to leave NOW!" and hastily evacuate. Works every time.
If someone asks what happened, I just say, "It's personal and I'd rather not get into it."
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10/13/2005 10:13:50 AM · #25 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
Originally posted by pianomom:
...2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. |
When I'm in a meeting, especially a long boring one, I will get out my cell phone and discreetly dial my pager, when my pager buzzes, I pull it out, look at the number and exclaim, " I have to leave NOW!" and hastily evacuate. Works every time.
If someone asks what happened, I just say, "It's personal and I'd rather not get into it." |
Too bad we don't use pagers in my country anymore... :/
/hates meetings
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