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08/06/2009 10:52:09 AM · #1
I saw this in another forum, and thought that it would work well here.
You ask a question, someone answers it and then asks their own question, and so the cycle continues, feel free to ask anything , answer as honestly as possible and learn something about other DPCers.

Here goes:

Q: What is the best camera for a beginner?

A
08/06/2009 11:01:47 AM · #2
A - The one that feels right...

Q - Where are my shoes?
08/06/2009 11:06:53 AM · #3
A: Next to your socks.

Q: Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
08/06/2009 11:08:47 AM · #4
A- Easy! The last place you set them, unless of course, your married. Then its the proper place they belong, as your wife rolled her eyes, gave a deep sigh, and picked them up and begrudgingly put them away.

Q- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked some wood?

Arrgh, Alfresco, you beat me!

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 11:09:26.
08/06/2009 11:11:46 AM · #5
A: The woodchuck would chuck much wood if it could.
Q: Does time really fly?

08/06/2009 11:13:04 AM · #6
A: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Q: What's your favourite colour?
08/06/2009 11:17:28 AM · #7
A: Trick question, there is no U in color.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
08/06/2009 11:22:03 AM · #8
A: No, it is the bones in your ear that turns the vibrations in the air into "sound". No ear, no sound.
Q: If my exposure is is 1/30 of a sec, and I add a 10 stop ND filter, what is my new exposure time?
08/06/2009 11:22:24 AM · #9
Originally posted by ajdelaware:

A: Trick question, there is no U in color.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?


A: Yes.

Q: If a man says something in the middle of the forest and noone is there to hear it is he still wrong?
08/06/2009 11:23:12 AM · #10
edit not quote. :o/

Someone answer jdannels' question.

32 seconds ?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 11:27:44.
08/06/2009 12:11:48 PM · #11
A: Yes

Example of a wrong statement: "Trees do not exist":
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Q: Why does the light always spend the night in my fridge?
08/06/2009 12:23:19 PM · #12
A: Because that is where you are keeping the light beer.

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
08/06/2009 12:34:54 PM · #13
A: Because parking on a parkway wouldn't be smart as well as driving on a driveway. Unless you have a long driveway.

Q: How many DPC'ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 12:39:45.
08/06/2009 12:41:26 PM · #14
A: No one from DPC can screw in lightbulbs, they spend too much time photographing them: ;-)
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Q: How much water has IreneM used in taking drop pictures?
08/06/2009 01:31:52 PM · #15
A: Too much........ water drops are now banned on DPC

Q: What's the magic formula for a 7+ score in a free study?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 13:32:30.
08/06/2009 01:48:37 PM · #16
A: Persuading voters to give you a high score.

Q: Why is Milk chocolate and candy allowed to be sold when Dark chocolate exists ?
08/06/2009 01:50:32 PM · #17
A: Dark chocolate lacks broad appeal, except for a few people who want to look sophisticated without taking up smoking. I suppose dark chocolate is better than smoking. But not by much.

Q: Why can't people just admit they are wrong about everything?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 13:54:18.
08/06/2009 02:25:10 PM · #18
A: Because they're not.

Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 14:25:30.
08/06/2009 02:45:04 PM · #19
Originally posted by Carlo21:

A: Because they're not.

Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters?


A: Impractically, money. Practically, seascapes.

Q: Pepsi, Coke,or Dr. Pepper?
08/06/2009 03:02:34 PM · #20
Originally posted by K10DGuy:

Originally posted by Carlo21:

A: Because they're not.

Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters?


A: Impractically, money. Practically, seascapes.

Q: Pepsi, Coke,or Dr. Pepper?


A. Dr. Pepper.

Q. Too much Neat Image?
08/06/2009 03:07:48 PM · #21
A: You'd better believe it.

Q: Too much Topaz Adjust?
08/06/2009 04:05:25 PM · #22
A: Never!

Q: Are you crazy?
08/06/2009 04:12:42 PM · #23
A: Refrigerator.

Q: Paper or plastic?
08/06/2009 04:15:07 PM · #24
A: Neither. I carry it in my arms and drop it on the way to the car.

Q: Janet or Chrissy?

Message edited by author 2009-08-06 16:15:51.
08/06/2009 04:27:15 PM · #25
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

A: Neither. I carry it in my arms and drop it on the way to the car.

Q: Janet or Chrissy?


A: Jack

Q: Would you unplug a loved one's life-support if they begged you to?
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