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08/24/2009 07:52:48 PM · #151 |
Yes, as long as he was in his hey day
Q. Put a line under the digit in the ones place
4 7 9 |
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08/24/2009 08:29:45 PM · #152 |
A. 1 2 3 ...
4 7 9 ...
Q. Why don't I let myself go to bed before midnight? |
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08/24/2009 08:29:58 PM · #153 |
A. 4 7 9
Q. What is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?
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08/24/2009 08:34:56 PM · #154 |
A/A: OCD/2
Q: Is a bird in hand really worth two in the bush? |
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08/24/2009 08:48:28 PM · #155 |
Originally posted by CEJ:
Q: Is a bird in hand really worth two in the bush? |
Answer: Depends on how good looking this bird is and how well you know the bush?
Q: If east is east and west is west... where's the train. |
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08/24/2009 09:00:53 PM · #156 |
A: There are no trains in the Serengeti so it doesn't matter.
Q: How many times do you hit the update button during a typical challenge?
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08/24/2009 09:01:04 PM · #157 |
A. Going north.
Q. Who is travelling north?
OK Carlo! you beat me...
The answer to your question is SEVERAL times...
But who the f. is going north on that train?
Message edited by author 2009-08-24 21:02:55. |
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08/24/2009 09:26:50 PM · #158 |
Sorry. Got you by seconds.
A: Not me but someone will go north on a train. Some great country.
Q: What time would you wake up if you had no other obligations? |
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08/24/2009 09:49:16 PM · #159 |
A: Noon (tiz true bliss)
Q: What did you have for dinner? |
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08/24/2009 09:52:31 PM · #160 |
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08/24/2009 09:55:07 PM · #161 |
A: ahhhh, not roast dog...cube steaks w/gravy, M. Potato's, Summer Squash and Salad
Q: why do they spell words the same with different meanings? |
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08/24/2009 10:00:19 PM · #162 |
A: Why do pigs oink? Why are lemons tart? Why do cats purr? THEY JUST DO.
Q: Why are you so lovely? |
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08/24/2009 10:41:31 PM · #163 |
A. Am I?
Q. Why am I so lovely? LOL |
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08/25/2009 01:12:48 AM · #164 |
A: That's not what I hear.
Q: Why? |
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08/25/2009 09:45:12 AM · #165 |
Because elephants can't ride a bicycle.
Why is peace so hard to find? |
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08/25/2009 09:56:20 AM · #166 |
Originally posted by Quigley:
Because elephants can't ride a bicycle.
Why is peace so hard to find? |
A: Because its in pieces.
Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? |
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08/25/2009 10:11:06 AM · #167 |
A: I would let someone wax my chest.
Q: When is the economy going to get better....
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08/25/2009 10:32:29 AM · #168 |
A: When the gov't allows the "people" to capitalize instead of taxing them to the point of making it very hard to succeed!
Q: Since when does borrowing more money work to help your finances except to make your debt HIGHER?
Message edited by author 2009-08-25 10:34:49. |
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08/25/2009 10:37:49 AM · #169 |
A: Since Now.
Q: What is the best thing to do with two days off? |
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08/25/2009 12:06:32 PM · #170 |
A. Hang out on DPC playing the question and answer game.
Q. If you are driving your car in outer space, while doing the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on, Will they do anything? |
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08/25/2009 02:30:31 PM · #171 |
A: YES...they will bring your presence to the attention of the Klingons who will proceed to evaporate you and your car with their lasers.
Q: What is a "gazernoplatz"?
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08/25/2009 02:47:37 PM · #172 |
Q: What is a "gazernoplatz"?
A: A glazernoplatz is used to measure the depth of mold on old bread.
Q: Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?
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08/25/2009 03:00:20 PM · #173 |
Q: Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?
A: Ooops was that hot dog yours?
Q: Why can't we have 50 weeks of vacation and 2 weeks of work? |
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08/25/2009 03:01:15 PM · #174 |
Too late
A: You can. Just do it.
Q: If you install a 100w bulb in a MAX 40w socket how long before the light burns out?
Message edited by author 2009-08-25 15:03:01. |
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08/25/2009 03:39:59 PM · #175 |
Answer:
x=wattage of bulb
y=wattage rating of socket
t=time in seconds it took to replace the bulb
z=time in seconds to burnout
z = (x(t)/t(y))- (x/y)
question: "Why does sunset take so much longer than sunrise?"
Message edited by author 2009-08-25 15:40:24. |
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