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07/01/2018 07:45:04 PM · #30176
Let's just make it an even dozen!
07/01/2018 07:47:05 PM · #30177
I do believe you are chryingg 2 git me jrunk
07/01/2018 07:53:22 PM · #30178
LOL
07/01/2018 10:11:20 PM · #30179
*passes out in front of the door, barring anyone from entering*
07/01/2018 10:13:25 PM · #30180
baffroom door?
07/01/2018 10:14:03 PM · #30181
front door. you're stuck outside until I regain consciousness.
07/01/2018 10:15:44 PM · #30182
I can see you thru the keyhole.
07/01/2018 10:19:40 PM · #30183
really wish I left my pants on.
07/01/2018 10:30:21 PM · #30184
Roflmao!!
07/01/2018 11:18:48 PM · #30185
i just want regular mayo on my fajita, thanks.
07/02/2018 02:27:55 AM · #30186
We are out of regular mayo. You have to settle for our special sauce.
07/02/2018 07:20:21 AM · #30187
No thanks, I brought a packet of ossum sauce.
07/02/2018 10:58:28 AM · #30188


Originally posted by skewsme:

No thanks, I brought a packet of possum sauce.


Poor possum. How many more of them have to suffer and die so you can have your stupid condiment?

Spork wins
07/02/2018 11:07:06 AM · #30189
i don't murder them myself, i just scrape up the roadkill with a spork.
same as with greasy grimy gopher guts.
07/02/2018 12:03:30 PM · #30190
Well, that sure threw a wrench in the works!
07/02/2018 02:41:57 PM · #30191
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

-Patches O'Houlihan

Spork wins
07/02/2018 02:44:41 PM · #30192
Sadly, spork was unable to dodge that wrench. I win.
07/02/2018 02:47:00 PM · #30193
Nobody makes Spork bleed his own blood...nobody

Spork heaves the 48" pipe wrench at Ken while he's prematurely celebrating.

Ken leaves in the ambulance.

Spork wins

Message edited by author 2018-07-02 14:49:23.
07/02/2018 03:19:24 PM · #30194
Pfft. A flesh wound. I barely felt it.
07/02/2018 04:20:16 PM · #30195
Masterful!!
07/02/2018 07:13:14 PM · #30196
I think the suit makes me look fatter.
07/02/2018 07:50:52 PM · #30197
you win
07/03/2018 02:00:27 AM · #30198
07/03/2018 03:05:14 AM · #30199
I see, you won an Oscar for playing a winner because it was such a stretch.
07/03/2018 03:23:48 AM · #30200
I'm sorry, you must be looking for the bad (but not that bad) puns thread. Down the hall to your left.
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