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09/09/2005 04:17:40 PM · #151 |
Ok, guys, it's like this...You got your hand dirty when you lifted the seat. It's still soiled when you've finished. Gravity will work with you if you'll just reach forward and lower it. Heck, you don't even have to remove the one hand from the seat, do you?
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09/09/2005 04:29:44 PM · #152 |
I don't understand why women are supposed to have more brain power than men, but they can't remeber to put the toilet seat down themselves. You somehow remeber evey single mistake we make, maybe there's no room left over for common sense. Men remember to put it up before they go most of the time, they also remember to put it down before they take a crap. Maybe you just need to train yourselves to check, or chalk it up to one more thing in life that you just can't change about your man. Or just say, "Sit happens." and go on with your life. Seriously, if you can't be trusted to check if it's down in the middle of the night, how can you expect us to remember to put it down in the middle of the night either?
:P ... [don's flame retardant suit] hehehehehe.
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09/09/2005 04:34:38 PM · #153 |
Originally posted by wavelength:
... women ... have more brain power than men...Men remember to put it up before they go most of the time...Maybe you just need to train ... your man. Or just...go on with your life. Seriously... how can you expect us to remember to put it down in the middle of the night ... ? |
More brain-power = ability to train but not be trained.
:p
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09/09/2005 04:52:47 PM · #154 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by wavelength:
... women ... have more brain power than men...Men remember to put it up before they go most of the time...Maybe you just need to train ... your man. Or just...go on with your life. Seriously... how can you expect us to remember to put it down in the middle of the night ... ? |
More brain-power = ability to train but not be trained.
:p |
LOL.
I know, that was slightly akin to jumping on stage at a JayZ concert and shouting the N word. (maybe not as severe, but you get the idea)
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 16:53:13.
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09/09/2005 04:55:27 PM · #155 |
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09/09/2005 05:19:38 PM · #156 |
| You're all discussing to put the seat down or not, for me it's a non-issue, to piss me off, don't put the lid down. I never really understood the women complaining about men not putting the seat down when it is a hundred times harder to train a woman to put the lid down. I had male roommates throughout college. I asked each of them once to put the lid down and it was a done deal. Ask the women in my life to do it and it never gets done. |
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09/09/2005 05:51:45 PM · #157 |
Originally posted by ElGordo:
Men can avoid the problem entirely: pee in the sink, unless, of course, it is full of dirty dishes! |
How else do you wash the dishes? ;)
Roger |
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09/09/2005 05:52:13 PM · #158 |
Originally posted by TechnoShroom:
You're all discussing to put the seat down or not, for me it's a non-issue, to piss me off, don't put the lid down. I never really understood the women complaining about men not putting the seat down when it is a hundred times harder to train a woman to put the lid down. I had male roommates throughout college. I asked each of them once to put the lid down and it was a done deal. Ask the women in my life to do it and it never gets done. |
It's a purely selfish motivation on the part of the woman is why. They don't like wet butt in the middle of the night. We indulge them because we love them. Frankly, your women have probably ignored you just to see if you will indulge them (maybe subconsciously).
This is not a war for winning, it is a war to be lost so that we gain so much more than lazy bathroom habits.
If you really think that toilet seat up/down or lid up/down is really something to be worried or fought over, you need psychological help.
p.s.- funny story, my 5 year old daughter doesn't like the lid down because she once didn't wake up fully in the middle of the night, and peed all over the top of the seat and herself. Nothing cuter than a bitty girl scared to wake you up cuz she peed the floor on accident. At least in memory it's cute, I don't think I was so sun-shiny about it when it happened. I like my sleep :)
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09/09/2005 06:04:19 PM · #159 |
...and women are persistent too!
We wear you down until you'd rather comply than complain.
You will be assimilated!
(You don't think it was by chance that "7 of 9" was a woman, do you?)
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09/09/2005 06:27:20 PM · #160 |
Kadis right
Us women, we're a lot like cats that are litter trained but choose to do thier business on your pillow.
We are perfectly capable of putting down the seat and we normally do check (half asleep in the middle of the night doesnt just happen to 5y/os) but quite frankly, we would much rather make men squirm and comply than do it ourselves. Why should we make the effort when someone else can do it for us? (Cat owners know this attitude all too well). |
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09/09/2005 07:07:11 PM · #161 |
Originally posted by ElGordo:
Men can avoid the problem entirely: pee in the sink, unless, of course, it is full of dirty dishes! |
The new question should be, "are the dishes still dirty after peeing on them" ??
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09/09/2005 09:20:51 PM · #162 |
thatcloudthere: I don't think you should be posting the contents of a PM without the permission of the sender -- that's why it's considered a "private" message. If the sender agrees, I'll be happy to unhide your comment.
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 21:21:23. |
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09/09/2005 09:36:11 PM · #163 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
thatcloudthere: I don't think you should be posting the contents of a PM without the permission of the sender -- that's why it's considered a "private" message. If the sender agrees, I'll be happy to unhide your comment. |
Fair enough...My apologies.
I thought it was cowardly to be so accusatory in a private message so I was calling out the sender. Those comments wouldn't have been accepted in the forums so they were sent to me privately...lame.
This is a friggin' discussion about toilet seats! But you are correct, General...thanks for being the 'cooler head'.
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 21:38:29. |
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09/09/2005 09:40:51 PM · #164 |
Here's something from Amsterdam. Placing a small picture of a fly in the urinal causes men to aim better.
Also for those Country Fans, has you heard the new Brian Paisley song "Ode to Toilet"? I think it handles the subject just fine.
note: "Ode to Toilet" is on the bonus disc that comes with his new album from Target.
edit: corrected country name
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 21:42:13. |
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09/09/2005 09:44:59 PM · #165 |
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09/09/2005 09:56:24 PM · #166 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
... about toilet seats! But you are correct, General...thanks for being the 'cooler head'. |
Likewise ... I think ...? : ) |
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09/09/2005 10:04:17 PM · #167 |
Originally posted by Glen King:
Here's something from Amsterdam. Placing a small picture of a fly in the urinal causes men to aim better.
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Yep, we sometimes like think of ours as a weapon... LOL
Message edited by author 2005-09-09 22:06:48. |
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09/09/2005 10:12:20 PM · #168 |
Originally posted by kyebosh:
I saw that mythbusters too! Yes there was even fecal matter on the control tooth brushes that were kept under glass in a room away from the bathroom. |
I watched that episode and their methodology was all screwed up. They had each toothbrush in it's own holder. Rinsed them with sterile water. Both very good things, However, if you watched the show and payed real close attention you'd have noticed that they used the SAME TOOTHPASTE TUBE FOR ALL THE TOOTHBRUSHES!!! Yes, they wiped the head of the toothpaste tube on each and every toothbrush (including the "control" toothbrushes). That' is why all of their toothbrushes had the same amount of fecal matter. Then of course...had they actually tested the toothbrushes before the experiment we could have found out what the fecal matter content was before the experiment. Just having the outcome of an experiment doesn't mean we have the right outcome. For all we know the toothbrushes STARTED OUT WITH THE FECAL MATTER ON THEM!!!
As for the seat up or down. I'd rather not touch the underside of the seat to either lift or set it down. I just sit for everything (except if there is a urinal available. |
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09/10/2005 12:11:42 AM · #169 |
Originally posted by Atropos:
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger. |
It doesn't matter if the seat is up or not..you all piss all over the place anyway. LOL
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09/10/2005 12:24:14 AM · #170 |
| I can't believe this happened. I went to the park with my kids this evening and as the sun went down there was this guy walking the bike path..I noticed something squirting out by his waste..of course he was walking away from me so I looked harder and seen he was peeing as he was walking. LOL..some guys think they have it all. I wish I could pee and walk at the same time. I could save so much precious time. |
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09/10/2005 12:28:56 AM · #171 |
Originally posted by Sonifo:
I wish I could pee and walk at the same time. I could save so much precious time. |
Two of the best sentences I have read in any of these forums!
Oh, my side hurts from laughing.
JV
P.S. Sonifo, you just made it into my journal.
Message edited by author 2005-09-10 00:51:09. |
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09/10/2005 01:11:44 AM · #172 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
No it's not - my husband and brother have both fallen in.
Originally posted by digitalpins:
lol thats so true
Originally posted by Atropos:
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger. |
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I swear, this thread is just more and more evidence to my theory - all americans are intrinsically retarded :)
Originally posted by Sonifo:
I wish I could pee and walk at the same time. I could save so much precious time. |
Isn't that like walking and chewing gum though? I hear that poses a danger to americans too :P
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09/10/2005 01:26:22 AM · #173 |
I thought the seat was a target! WOW have I learned alot! I pissed off the girlfriend WAY too many times! I thought she liked the seat wet! Whodathunkit?
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09/11/2005 12:15:00 AM · #174 |
Originally posted by KaDi:
Originally posted by kiropractic:
Did you know when we flush with the toliet seat not covering the bown, fecal particulate matter goes up to 27 feet in the air? Think about that the next time you flush. Oh yeah....is your toothbrush covered? You wouldn't want to be brushing your teeth with feces now would you?
p.s. mine is in a case inside the cabinet. hahaha |
Apparently, it is ok to brush with urine, however...very sterile, I hear.
:p |
Kadi....only non-pathological urine is sterile.
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09/11/2005 12:17:39 AM · #175 |
Originally posted by riot:
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
No it's not - my husband and brother have both fallen in.
Originally posted by digitalpins:
lol thats so true
Originally posted by Atropos:
Men have to sit down on the toilet too sometimes, but we never fall in... maybe it's because we look first
Bugs me sometimes that women never put the toilet seat back up, what happens if we wake up in the middle of the night and go pee, and it splashes off the seat and goes all over the floor. We can slip and break our necks! You are putting us in danger. |
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I swear, this thread is just more and more evidence to my theory - all americans are intrinsically retarded :) |
nope wrong there too, my brother isnt american
Message edited by author 2005-09-11 00:18:12. |
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