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10/01/2005 03:26:02 PM · #26 |
"You have reached the online computer helpdesk. If your keyboard doesn't work, press 'enter'."
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10/01/2005 04:39:14 PM · #27 |
| Hiiiiiiiiiii yooooooooou'veeeee reeeeeeeeeeacheeeeeeeeed theeeeeeeee teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen doooooooooolllllllllaaaaaar aaaaaaaaaa miiiiiiiiiinuuuuuuuute hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot liiiiiiiiiiineeeeee............ |
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10/01/2005 04:59:27 PM · #28 |
| Thank you for Ho . . . CLICK |
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10/01/2005 04:59:34 PM · #29 |
Hello, did anyone ever pick up?
Oh, okay, please hold . . . . |
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10/03/2005 03:05:32 PM · #30 |
Are YOU still here?!? One moment please while I try to connect your call.
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10/03/2005 03:42:40 PM · #31 |
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If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If this is an emergency, please dial the Operator!.....
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10/03/2005 04:06:45 PM · #32 |
Hello, this is the operator.
Please hold. |
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10/03/2005 04:09:57 PM · #33 |
It works the other way around, too....Read my message for secret encoded work-around.
Today's calls:
Me: Hello, this is XYZ company. How may I...
Them:
Me: Good morning! This is XYZ company. How may I help you?
Them: I'm sorry. I was trying to reach extension 123.
(Never occurred to the caller that I could transfer them!)
Me: Good afternoon! This is XYZ company....
Them: I'm trying to reach ABC company. Do you have their number, I can't find them in the phone book.
Me:
Me: Hello! XYZ, how may I help you.
Them: Dead airspace.
Me: Hello?
Them:
And my all time favorite:
Me: Hello...
Them: Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and a customer service representative (Hidden message: Hint: press the * during automated messages to speak to the operator. Works 75% of the time when the Operator button won't.) will be with you shortly.
Me:
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10/03/2005 04:11:13 PM · #34 |
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
CLICK
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
CLICK
'Hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there?
Beep |
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10/03/2005 04:30:04 PM · #35 |
| Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....OMG after two days you'd think it wouldnt be busy!!!!....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep..... |
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10/03/2005 04:58:36 PM · #36 |
Originally posted by Formerlee:
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
CLICK
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
CLICK
'Hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there?
Beep |
Hello? Is there anybody in there?
Beep |
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10/03/2005 05:49:08 PM · #37 |
| ...your call is important to us. your wait for the next available operator will be ... 6 days and 27 minutes. Please hold. |
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