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02/10/2006 05:14:38 PM · #51 |
| None, lightbulbs can't change a person...you'll have to ask God to do it! |
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02/10/2006 05:15:29 PM · #52 |
| [DISCLAIMER: I went to be at 4:30 this morning and had to wake up for work. Sleep deprived. Already horrible sense of humor has been degraded further. Now it is a significantly degrading sense of humor.] |
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02/10/2006 05:21:17 PM · #53 |
Ya'll got it wrong... these "light bulbs" or "lightbulbs" do not actually light anything up at all... they're really "Dark Suckers". They suck the darkness out of the room. Have you ever noticed how the air around them is constantly moving? That's cuz they're sucking the dark out of the room!
Sheesh! ;)
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02/10/2006 06:37:40 PM · #54 |
Light Bulb
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02/10/2006 06:44:11 PM · #55 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Light Bulb Knee On Lights |
Dang GE, looking at the challenge placement, you should try doing a shot of a "Lead Balloon" :(
voters... hmmmph! |
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02/10/2006 06:52:24 PM · #56 |
Can we do something about the trolls... they are the reason the bulb is blown.
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02/10/2006 06:56:35 PM · #57 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Light Bulb
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Those are so good they hurt!
NICE ones, GeneralE |
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02/10/2006 07:01:00 PM · #58 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Light Bulb Knee On Lights |
Dang GE, looking at the challenge placement, you should try doing a shot of a "Lead Balloon" :(
voters... hmmmph! |
Lead is too toxic, besides I'll never be able to plumb the depths of the typical DPC voter's mind -- it really tests one's mettle sometimes ...
My dad (a former science teacher) had a favorite practical joke: he'd ask people to "hand him" the 1/2-liter flask of mercury sitting on the other end of the desk ... so far as I know, no one actually disclocated a shoulder. |
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02/10/2006 07:12:32 PM · #59 |
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02/10/2006 07:43:12 PM · #60 |
Come on, people, LIGHT my BULB! Go, DPC, go!
R.
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02/10/2006 07:45:34 PM · #61 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
My dad (a former science teacher) had a favorite practical joke: he'd ask people to "hand him" the 1/2-liter flask of mercury sitting on the other end of the desk ... so far as I know, no one actually disclocated a shoulder. |
For some reason this reminds me of Paul Shank, Advanced Chemistry in summer school, the ever-present flask of coffee, and the phenolpthalein "shooter"....
R.
Message edited by author 2006-02-10 19:45:54.
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09/22/2006 03:17:31 PM · #62 |
How many DPC members does it takes to change a light bulb? (posted by Megatherian on 2-10-06)
It takes three of these auspicious photographers to change one odious lightbulb. One to track down the parents for a signature to be faxed or emailed back. One to engage a local merchant in the purchase of disposable gloves, wet wipes & diapers of the appropriate size. The last one to stay behind to comfort the lightbulb in its "Time of Need!"
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09/22/2006 03:31:10 PM · #63 |
Originally posted by Megatherian:
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One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all over again!!!!!! |
Megatherian had a vision back then... :)
Message edited by author 2006-09-22 15:31:55. |
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09/22/2006 03:35:30 PM · #64 |
This is way too funny.
You forgot the three that got pissed cause the lightbulb wasn't flagged as a nude cause the glass was clear... :)
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09/22/2006 04:12:20 PM · #65 |
Originally posted by Qart:
... the lightbulb wasn't flagged as a nude cause the glass was clear... :) |
This reminds me of a (possibly apocryphal) story from the very early days at General Electric: the R&D department had a hazing ritual for new engineers of "assigning" them the "project" of frosting the inside of a light bulb. This was a source of much amusement, until the day some guy came along who didn't realize it was a joke and figured out a solution. |
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