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05/20/2006 01:39:34 AM · #3001 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
fo_me, I think the fun's about to start! |
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05/20/2006 01:40:20 AM · #3002 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
Woah, that's HAWT! :-)
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05/20/2006 01:40:59 AM · #3003 |
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05/20/2006 01:42:01 AM · #3004 |
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
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Just not as satisfying as the real thing... |
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05/20/2006 01:42:13 AM · #3005 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex
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05/20/2006 01:42:37 AM · #3006 |
| Hey, the offer was to pugs, not to you two! |
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05/20/2006 01:43:13 AM · #3007 |
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
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05/20/2006 01:43:39 AM · #3008 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Hey, the offer was to pugs, not to you two! |
Shucks... |
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05/20/2006 01:43:47 AM · #3009 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Hey, the offer was to pugs, not to you two! |
I was happy just to watch ;-)
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05/20/2006 01:44:05 AM · #3010 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
That's why I knew it was safe to make the offer ;) |
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05/20/2006 01:44:42 AM · #3011 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
LMAO!
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05/20/2006 01:44:59 AM · #3012 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
That's why I knew it was safe to make the offer ;) |
CHICKEN! |
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05/20/2006 01:45:30 AM · #3013 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by _eug:
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
LMAO! |
She said it first... |
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05/20/2006 01:45:36 AM · #3014 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
Yeah - but I can tolerate the guy attached to it for a little while
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05/20/2006 01:46:51 AM · #3015 |
sheeesh... guys, I just woke up. could we talk about coffee please?
;-)
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05/20/2006 01:47:11 AM · #3016 |
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
Yeah - but I can tolerate the guy attached to it for a little while |
Some guys you only get a little while,
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05/20/2006 01:47:37 AM · #3017 |
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
Yeah - but I can tolerate the guy attached to it for a little while |
until it wilts.... |
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05/20/2006 01:48:00 AM · #3018 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
That's why I knew it was safe to make the offer ;) |
CHICKEN! |
SMART! |
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05/20/2006 01:49:11 AM · #3019 |
Originally posted by biteme:
sheeesh... guys, I just woke up. could we talk about coffee please? ;-) |
You missed the coffee rant about 3 pages back...
ETA: Good morning chicken... ;)
Message edited by author 2006-05-20 01:49:33. |
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05/20/2006 01:49:13 AM · #3020 |
Originally posted by biteme:
sheeesh... guys, I just woke up. could we talk about coffee please?
;-) |
May not be safe to drink coffee at the moment. It tends to burn coming out your nose.
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05/20/2006 01:50:01 AM · #3021 |
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05/20/2006 01:50:37 AM · #3022 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
I want some lovin! |
For only $99/hour, special today, I'm.... umm... nm... |
sorry but you're not my type....wrong sex |
She likes penises, just not some of the guys attached to them. hehe |
Yeah - but I can tolerate the guy attached to it for a little while |
until it wilts.... |
You got it !!
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05/20/2006 01:51:17 AM · #3023 |
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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05/20/2006 01:51:18 AM · #3024 |
good morning eug :)
and leroy, I don't understand you. but: nevermind :P
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05/20/2006 01:51:23 AM · #3025 |
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