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10/12/2006 08:35:39 AM · #26 |
Originally posted by BradP:
You know them, you've said them to yourself, you just never had the guts to hit submit.
1) WTF?
2) 17 layers of Neat Image would have been enough.
3) I've never seen grass that color before.
4) Are her eyes Radioactive?
5) This doesn't even look like a picture anymore - did you mean to do that? |
What do you mean never had the guts to hit submit? I've had all these comments, and probably most of the one's that have been listed, plus worse. ;P
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10/12/2006 08:37:57 AM · #27 |
Originally posted by dwterry:
Wow, so many good ones it's hard to think of anything new.... okay, how about:
- Tell me, how does a nude fit THIS challenge?!?
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Errr....had that one on my images before....even when it wasn't the cleavage they thought it was.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 08:38:10.
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10/12/2006 08:47:10 AM · #28 |
-did you honestly think an out of focus photo would get you more than 4.5?
-are you serious?
-just exactly what does a nude female have to do with this challenge?
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10/12/2006 08:51:31 AM · #29 |
| So if I currently have an entry with 0 comments, should I just assume most of these apply, but nobody had the guts to actually post them? Ü |
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10/12/2006 08:55:13 AM · #30 |
| If this your photo was a boxing match, the ref would have stopped it in the first round. |
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10/12/2006 09:01:11 AM · #31 |
You should probably take up gardening.
Why didn't you give any thought to composition?
How is it you didn't notice the 47 sensor spots?
No, you don't have to straighten the horizon........IF YOU'D HELD THE CAMERA STRAIGHT TO BEGIN WITH.
Put your lens cap back on.
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10/12/2006 09:05:06 AM · #32 |
Do you have any other images or is this the same one you submitted in the last 23 challenges?
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10/12/2006 09:07:25 AM · #33 |
Couldn't you have moved that ornament off of the kitchen counter before you pressed the shutter?
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10/12/2006 09:08:34 AM · #34 |
what was the point ?
all you are missing is your thumb obscuring the image & it would be identical to my mums pictures |
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10/12/2006 09:10:28 AM · #35 |
Fancy border there, did you get it at IKEA?
Did you even look through the viewfinder when you shot this?
I need to wear a welding helmet to see the blown highlights.
It helps when you take the lenscap ALL they way off before pressing the shutter.
Wait, you say you do this for a living?!? Like, people actually pay you for this?
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10/12/2006 09:11:38 AM · #36 |
| I predict a ribbon! (brown) |
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10/12/2006 09:15:25 AM · #37 |
Yeah, so why is the beautiful woman naked in the middle of a forest?
I'm supposed to relate to that... how?
I'm supposed to care about that... why?
The only time a woman has ever looked at me like that has been from the page of a porn magazine.
I was worried this might not be a total cliche until I saw those water droplets.
Okay, so you're making me look REALLY CLOSE UP at something that is REALLY UGLY... and I'm supposed to give you a lot of points for this?
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 09:15:49. |
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10/12/2006 09:58:44 AM · #38 |
Wow! You captured it! Apparently your picture of your child smiling meets the Tree Challenge perfectly. Thanks for sharing....Now where is the negative scoring option on this scale?
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 10:00:38.
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10/12/2006 10:00:00 AM · #39 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Fancy border there, did you get it at IKEA?
I need to wear a welding helmet to see the blown highlights.
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ROFL
Someone needs to start a voting poll as there are some great ones in this thread.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 10:00:12.
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10/12/2006 10:01:46 AM · #40 |
Hope you brought your life preserver because this image is going down like the Titanic.
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10/12/2006 10:03:15 AM · #41 |
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10/12/2006 10:05:56 AM · #42 |
Hey, I've got that same shot. My 2 year old just drew it and hung it on the fridge. 1.
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I was feeling bad because my entry was scoring so bad. I just saw yours and feel much better now. Thanks.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 10:07:58.
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10/12/2006 10:06:32 AM · #43 |
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10/12/2006 10:08:56 AM · #44 |
I got a similar photo to this by randomly spinning the dials for shutter speed and aperture, then throwing my camera up into the air with a piece of tape over the shutter.
Expect that I thought mine worked quite well. |
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10/12/2006 10:12:44 AM · #45 |
I would be embarrased to enter a photo so cr*p as this!
What were you thinking when you took this? It's absloute sh*te!
Looks Like I found the Village Idiot that went missing!
You entered THIS and thought it was GOOD??!!
My advice to you is forget about photography and look for another hobby!
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10/12/2006 10:14:37 AM · #46 |
Some more good ones,
I think my monitor just died
I hope you two year-old took this
If I puked it would look like this
I think if you if you added Neat Image it would be worse ( How is this possible?)
Pack up the lenses
Maybe you should try to be a movie star istead |
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10/12/2006 10:15:59 AM · #47 |
Thank you for saving my money.... You're proof that a better camera isn't always the answer.
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10/12/2006 10:24:01 AM · #48 |
Originally posted by dallasdux:
I was feeling bad because my entry was scoring so bad. I just saw yours and feel much better now. Thanks. |
This one is the best in the list, I think. :) |
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10/12/2006 10:27:09 AM · #49 |
Originally posted by karmat:
Originally posted by dallasdux:
I was feeling bad because my entry was scoring so bad. I just saw yours and feel much better now. Thanks. |
This one is the best in the list, I think. :) |
Agree - was just gonna say the same thing. |
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10/12/2006 10:29:09 AM · #50 |
- Shoo... you're really going for the brown eh?
- Of all the flowers you couldve taken, why the one, sitting from a park bench in the middle of the day, without focus?
- Go here: www.adobe.com and look up 'photoshop'
- Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but challenges are for uploading PHOTOS only.
- When your photo popped onto my screen I fell off my chair. I'm sending you the doctors bill.
- Your composition reminds me of that scene in Alien when the little facehugger erupts from the guy's stomach.
- Not bad. The only thing I would change is maybe the composition, colour, lighting, subject, angle and dof.
Nasty! :)
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