The Rant for the Sake of Ranting Thread

10/17/2006 09:43:56 PM · #101

You guys are killing me! :-))

I love potty humor ...

I hate it when they don't refill the TP ...

Message edited by author 2006-10-17 21:44:47.

10/17/2006 09:45:05 PM · #102

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by alfresco:
I hate when the seat is down and I don't notice :(

yeah, they make good reflective surface for super-charged splashbacks!

uh, sorry, but I think a little piss on your knees is a whole lot better than landing bum first in a bowl of it! :P

alfresco

10/17/2006 09:46:32 PM · #103

Originally posted by idnic:

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by alfresco:
I hate when the seat is down and I don't notice :(

yeah, they make good reflective surface for super-charged splashbacks!

uh, sorry, but I think a little piss on your knees is a whole lot better than landing bum first in a bowl of it! :P

Your bowl is pre-loaded with pee-pee?

10/17/2006 09:47:55 PM · #104

Originally posted by alfresco:

Originally posted by idnic:

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by alfresco:
I hate when the seat is down and I don't notice :(

yeah, they make good reflective surface for super-charged splashbacks!

uh, sorry, but I think a little piss on your knees is a whole lot better than landing bum first in a bowl of it! :P

Your bowl is pre-loaded with pee-pee?

Follow the logic... the seat is up... man in house... unflushed toilet! It just works that way!

This is historical knowledge btw as my home is currently testosterone free.

thegrandwazoo

Nikon D750

10/17/2006 09:50:31 PM · #105

Originally posted by idnic:

This is historical knowledge btw as my home is currently testosterone free.

Seat down, toilet always flushed and smells like fresh cut flowers.

:-)

alfresco

10/17/2006 09:51:32 PM · #106

My potty smells like lilacs in bloom, with a hint of apple blossom.

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

10/17/2006 09:54:35 PM · #107

Originally posted by alfresco:

My potty smells like lilacs in bloom, with a hint of apple blossom.

You have a weird diet! :P

Erick, you're quite correct! Actually, my bathrooms all smell like bleach. I like bleach. Bleach is my friend. I can bleach bleach. Clean is gooooooooooooooooooood.

crayon

Panasonic Lumix DMC-FH1

10/17/2006 10:01:55 PM · #108

some say you should use boiling hot water occasionally to kill germs around the bowl. works better than bleach maybe?

BeeCee

Nikon D40

10/17/2006 10:06:14 PM · #109

Can crack the bowl though, if the water from your tank is fairly cold, like in winter.

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

10/17/2006 10:07:14 PM · #110

Boiled water was probably great in the middle ages, but now instead of hoisting pots of scalding water around we can put bleach in a spray bottle and weeeeeeeeeeeeee cleaning is easier! :)

Message edited by author 2006-10-17 22:07:56.

Bear_Music

Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra

10/17/2006 11:23:23 PM · #111

Originally posted by idnic:

Originally posted by alfresco:
My potty smells like lilacs in bloom, with a hint of apple blossom.

You have a weird diet! :P

Erick, you're quite correct! Actually, my bathrooms all smell like bleach. I like bleach. Bleach is my friend. I can bleach bleach. Clean is gooooooooooooooooooood.

OMG, I'm SOOO glad we abandoned the wedding plans...

R.

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

10/18/2006 12:28:35 AM · #112

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Actually, my bathrooms all smell like bleach. I like bleach. Bleach is my friend. I can bleach bleach. Clean is gooooooooooooooooooood.

OMG, I'm SOOO glad we abandoned the wedding plans...

R. [/quote]

Uh Oh, that isn't a good sign. Robert... do you live like... a.... MAN????

Bear_Music

Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra

10/18/2006 12:32:22 AM · #113

Originally posted by idnic:

Actually, my bathrooms all smell like bleach. I like bleach. Bleach is my friend. I can bleach bleach. Clean is gooooooooooooooooooood.
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
OMG, I'm SOOO glad we abandoned the wedding plans...

R.

Originally posted by idnic:
Uh Oh, that isn't a good sign. Robert... do you live like... a.... MAN????

I'm not that bad, no. I do laundry, I have an ironing board, I keep a good kitchen and a clean toilet. But I'm NOT a neat freak, and that mantra "bleach is your friend" sends chills of foreboding up my spine. Anyway, ask Deb (Melethia); she was just here and she can give you an unbiased report :-) Or Ray Ethier, or Beetle, they were here last year :-)

R.

Message edited by author 2006-10-18 00:34:03.

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

10/18/2006 12:40:44 AM · #114

When you have 2 teenaged girls in your house, and a dog and a cat - bleach is your friend... and carpet cleaner. I'll wait for the others to chime in about the Bear/Karma castle, but I'm sure its lovely.... even for a man's place. :P

timmi

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

10/30/2006 07:25:51 AM · #115

My rant?

OK... I have recently met a very cute guy. His name is Rain. My son is dating girl named Sky, and I work for the Star... Is God trying to tell me something?

By the way, I hate bleach! It burns my eyes and turns my stomach inside out... or upside down...

Oh, and, I looooove Mondays. So there.

Flash

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 17-35mm f/2.8D IF-ED

10/31/2006 02:53:57 PM · #116

Originally posted by timmi:

My rant?

OK... I have recently met a very cute guy. His name is Rain. My son is dating girl named Sky, and I work for the Star... Is God trying to tell me something?

Like maybe that the heavens are in your future?

Flash

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 17-35mm f/2.8D IF-ED

10/31/2006 03:08:38 PM · #117

My rants:

Driving to work this morning and out the window of the car in front of me is a cigarette butt sparking down the highway. ERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
If you are going to smoke - keep your own garbage in your own car...not on my highway.

People on cell phones -- in the car driving too fast. -- in the car driving too slow. Answering them in resturants or in line to get tickets or during meetings etc etc etc. Errrrrrrrr!!!!!! Put the d**m thing on vibrate and step outside if you have to answer it. Keep your eyes and mind on the road. You are putting me in danger of your inconsiderate behaviour.

People without manners. Standing at the video store viewing the movie selection and in front of you steps someone else without any consideration for your veiwing sight. No "excuse me", or "pardon me" just plain lack of consideration. Or large vehicles that pull up to an intersection and block the view of smaller vehicles so that they cannot see to turn. Errrrrrrr!!!!! just want to slap some sense into some of them.

Bought a Hummer. People don't tailgate me anymore. Replaced an 18 year old 2 seater Buick. My insurance went DOWN.

;-}

Message edited by author 2006-10-31 15:14:05.

violinist123

Canon EOS-6D

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

10/31/2006 03:25:06 PM · #118

Having to drive an hour to the office to sit for 10 hours doing work I could be doing from the comfort of my own home. Following it up with an hour commute at the end of the day.

11/01/2006 11:37:54 PM · #119

I'm so f'in sick to death of political ads! They all contradict each other and spew bullshit that they think the voter wants to hear. During an average commercial break this time of year you may see 4 political ads and all of them include a young blonde chick in tight clothes somewhere or an image of a starving child with the oponents name over it. C'mon... give us a break! Let us read and research and use our own good sense to decide where our votes should land and stop throwing mass-propaganda at the public at large. Arg!

crayon

Panasonic Lumix DMC-FH1

11/01/2006 11:50:34 PM · #120

I think urinals should be designed to have zero splashback no matter how you spray at it, and from whatever angle. Urinal mats should also be designed to not only deodorize the smell, but further dampen any posiibility of splashbacks as well.