The Rant for the Sake of Ranting Thread

11/02/2006 02:25:48 AM · #126

Originally posted by idnic:

I'm so f'in sick to death of political ads! They all contradict each other and spew bullshit that they think the voter wants to hear. During an average commercial break this time of year you may see 4 political ads and all of them include a young blonde chick in tight clothes somewhere or an image of a starving child with the oponents name over it. C'mon... give us a break! Let us read and research and use our own good sense to decide where our votes should land and stop throwing mass-propaganda at the public at large. Arg!

I agree. And I approve this message...

ShutterPug

Canon EOS-6D

11/02/2006 02:35:49 AM · #127

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I agree. And I approve this message...

ROFLMAO - TOO FUNNY !!!!

Carl Zeiss 50mm ZE f/1.4 Planar T for Canon

11/02/2006 04:18:10 AM · #128

I like coffee.

I like green tea.

I HATE Pepto-Bismal.

I HATE cold Saki.

yanko

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

11/02/2006 04:35:01 AM · #129

Originally posted by OdysseyF22:

Originally posted by yanko:

Originally posted by idnic:
Pennies are usless in today's economy and should be discontinued.

I agree so everyone in the world please mail me your pennies!

Only if you agree to pay the shipping ;-)

I knew there was a catch. Ah well, send those pennies to Art instead. If he gets elected he'll just pillage them anyway.

Sigma 17-70mm f/2.8-4.5 DC Macro for Canon

11/03/2006 08:52:26 AM · #130

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I agree. And I approve this message...

I'm lobbying against village burning, godzilla and the illegal woody army. In short.... Vote NO to ROFLMAO.

Jutilda

Canon EOS-7D

11/03/2006 10:08:42 AM · #131

I want a legislature full of Woodies and a Senate full of Duckies. I say "YES to Art" all the way!!

patio127

Sony Alpha a6000

Canon EF 70-300mm f/4.5-5.6 DO IS USM

11/03/2006 03:42:48 PM · #132

A MISTAKE

Message edited by author 2006-11-05 09:53:26.

cpanaioti

Canon EOS-40D

11/03/2006 04:14:13 PM · #133

Originally posted by Jutilda:

I want a legislature full of Woodies and a Senate full of Duckies.

Don't you already have that? ;o)

11/03/2006 08:35:52 PM · #134

I like duck...a-la-range.

I like smoked duck.

I like just about anything with a wing.

I don't like wood. Too tough to chew.

I like duck.

11/03/2006 08:59:43 PM · #135

Originally posted by patio127:

I need some sympathy or stategies for coping with pet loss.

Very sorry to hear about your loss, Patricia. I have no strategy for dealing with it, but you do have my sympathies.

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

11/03/2006 09:30:17 PM · #136

Originally posted by Jutilda:

I want a legislature full of Woodies and a Senate full of Duckies. I say "YES to Art" all the way!!

Imagine the scandals...

Originally posted by idnic:

I'm lobbying against village burning, godzilla and the illegal woody army. In short.... Vote NO to ROFLMAO.

I'd like to take a minute to respond to my opponent:
The various village burning incidents were all taken out of context. The villages in question were either those of wrong-doers, or they were burned to make way for the building of more tax-revenue-generating enterprises like Casinos or Brothels. All legal under the conflagration clause of the Eminent Domain statute.

Godzilla is number one on the endangered species list and I have employed Godzilla in the carrying out of the above stated village burnings at no taxpayer expense! My opponent is in favor of extinction.

I know nothing of this "woody army" - what I do know is that I produced a documentary that exposed the abuses of these oppressed people. I believe my opponent is a woody-hater.

Be not swayed by propaganda. Don't you think it's time for ROFLMAO? Vote for me for Senate (or something).

BeeCee

Nikon D40

11/03/2006 10:10:46 PM · #137

Originally posted by American_Horse:

I like duck...a-la-range.

I like smoked duck.

I like just about anything with a wing.

I don't like wood. Too tough to chew.

I like duck.

Rubber duck a l'orange okay?

BeeCee

Nikon D40

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

11/03/2006 10:12:24 PM · #138

Originally posted by patio127:

I need some sympathy or stategies for coping with pet loss. Pabu was my brother's sweet little dog but I found him for him when a puppy and took care of him often. We feel so devastated...he was only 6 years old. I can be anywhere & I'll start crying.

You have my total sympathy and understanding. Just let it run its course. If you feel like crying, cry. If people don't understand that, that's their problem, not yours.

11/03/2006 10:18:33 PM · #139

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I know nothing of this "woody army" - what I do know is that I produced [url=//www.artroflmao.com/SPEW/spew.wmv]a documentary ....

Well there goes 3 1/2 minutes of my life! No shit, Ken. You need to post that to a separate thread. Its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good to get burried in this rant!! Awesome job, dude -- you freak! Do people look at you strangely on the street?

Edit: did it for ya! :P

Message edited by author 2006-11-03 22:23:24.

11/04/2006 09:44:08 AM · #140

Originally posted by BeeCee:

Originally posted by American_Horse:
I like duck...a-la-range.

I like smoked duck.

I like just about anything with a wing.

I don't like wood. Too tough to chew.

I like duck.

Rubber duck a l'orange okay?

I really like oranges.

I hate French. Actually, I hate any language I don't understand, including my own.

I love whiskey, because I can slur my words.

I love oranges.

11/04/2006 01:52:09 PM · #141

11/05/2006 12:05:58 AM · #142

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I like Ken.

I hate weather men.

They tend to lie on where and when.

I like Ken....I hate weathr men.

11/05/2006 12:07:40 AM · #143

It's cold here. I hate cold. I built a fire tonght. I like fires.

11/05/2006 12:10:05 AM · #144

Originally posted by idnic:

It's cold here. I hate cold. I built a fire tonght. I like fires.

mmmmm....me like fire too.

fire good fire.

fire burn, keep me warm,

fire good.... don't like smoke unless it's smoked duck.

I like duck.

11/05/2006 01:16:33 PM · #145

I like Sunday breakfast.

I hate Monday mornings.

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

11/05/2006 01:35:21 PM · #146

I don't like teens fighting on what should be a quiet Sunday afternoon.

"Stoppit, Taylor!!"
"Make me!"
"Stop, I mean it"
"I don't want to"
"I'm gonna tell mmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm"

thegrandwazoo

Nikon D750

11/05/2006 02:01:10 PM · #147

Here is my weekend rant. My girl got some flowers from the people she works with for her birthday. In the bouquet it had some asian lilies. Our cat likes flowers and we know to move them out of his way but Thursday night we left them on the dining room table and in the morning my girl found him eating the flowers. Well after a call to the ASPCA we found out the lilies are very toxic to cats.

Here is the rant $55 to ASPCA to consult with our vet $800 to keep the cat on an IV all weekend plus blood work to protect the kidney which would fail and kill our precious kitty with out treatment. So after it is all said and done this weekend I could have bought my strobes or the highly coveted 17-55 2.8.

But I love our animals and would do anything for them. He comes home tomorrow and the prognosis is good. For all that did not know there are allot of flowers that are toxic to animals be careful especially if you have cats around lilies.