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10/13/2009 09:12:06 PM · #1

I realize that MLIA is simply short thoughts that are inane, but I find it hilarious...

Post up faves if you want.....

Today, I found my new favorite word. Anatidaephobia -- the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. MLIA.

Today, my computer froze after hours of typing a 5 page essay. After sitting there for 30 minutes, I realized that the only way to fix it was to shut it off, losing my document. Out of anger, I threw a marshmellow at the screen. It unfroze. MLIA

Today, I found $1 on the ground. 10 ft. ahead was another one dollar bill, and around the corner from that was another 1$ bill. $15 Dollars later I ran into the group of girl scouts who cleverly placed the dollars. They asked if I wanted to purchase 20$ worth of girl scout cookies. I did. MLIA

Today, at Staples a 8 year old kid asked to borrow my pen. He then proceeded to draw a person screaming for help on a sheet of paper, and stuck it through the demo shredder. That kid is going places. MLIA.

A few weeks ago, we took a practice SAT in SAT class. At a loss over what to write for the essay, I made up a fictional African country and proceeded to write a very heartfelt essay on the hardships that the country faced. Today, I got back my score. It was 11/12 and the comments read "good use of details and excellent example." Thanks, Mwamba. MLIA.

I can't help it.....I'm just weird......8>)

MLIA

ETA: Today, I was discussing MLIA with my friends. One of my friends was saying that the site had a poor format. I asked what he meant, and he explained, "I mean, the layout. It's just a list of stories on a grey page. There's nothing eye-catching. It's just dull and boring, and so..." As he tried to think of another adjective, I leaned forward and said, "...Average?" MLIA

Message edited by author 2009-10-13 21:13:37.

10/13/2009 10:32:27 PM · #2

Today, I thought I was alone and started singing a catchy Cheetah Girls song under my breath while doing homework. My roommate burst open the door and started laughing at me for knowing the Cheetah Girls music. I then pointed out that my roommate was able to identify the song. We both promised not to mention this again. We're sophomores in college. And we're guys. MLIA

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

10/13/2009 10:45:59 PM · #3

Today, my little sister got into a fight at school. When I asked, she admitted to starting it by going up to a bunch of squealing Edward Cullen fans and saying, "MY Edward has scissors for hands, losers." I have never been prouder. MLIA

karmat

Apple iPhone 7

10/13/2009 11:00:53 PM · #4

For others out there that are as clueless as I am -- MLIA = My life is average. I think? (Is that right NJ?)

10/15/2009 03:58:05 PM · #5

Originally posted by karmat:

For others out there that are as clueless as I am -- MLIA = My life is average. I think? (Is that right NJ?)

Yep!

"Today, I had to do a recording assignment for a language class. I was getting frustrated, so I finished the recording and sent it without playing it back. I listened to it just now, and you can clearly hear my father screaming at my brother to hide the body before Mom gets home. He was talking about a mouse, but my instructor doesn't know that. MLIA"

10/15/2009 04:12:11 PM · #6

Today, I was purchasing a book on philosphy called 'Why can't we eat people?' and another book called 'Forensics for dummies'. I smiled at the cashier, stayed silent, and let her draw her own conclusions. The look on her face? Priceless. MLIA.

cubesofspinach

Nikon Coolpix P80

10/15/2009 04:21:24 PM · #7

I'm so glad this is here. MLIA is great.

10/15/2009 07:07:20 PM · #8

Today, I was a few minutes late for school. I was in the attendance office and was about to write my name down when I saw that one of the guys in front of me had put as his excuse for being late as "attacked- penguin invasion" and the girl in front of me had put an arrow pointing to that as her excuse too. I was upset I had missed this. MLIA

Canon EF 17-40mm f/4.0L USM

10/15/2009 07:21:47 PM · #9

Today, my daughter left her cell phone on the kitchen table. I glanced at it when she received a text message from her friend, which read "Who should be my first?" A little uneasy and curious, I looked at their previous exchanged messages.
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They were talking about becoming cannibals.

MLIA

david_c

Canon EOS-7D

10/15/2009 11:25:25 PM · #10

Today, I managed to shout out "pika" right before I sneezed. MLIA.
Thanks, Jeberino...that site is great.

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-85mm f/3.5-4.5G ED VR

10/16/2009 06:52:04 AM · #11

Today, I heard that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count. I freaked out because I drink a lot of it, and I want kids. Then I remembered that I'm a girl. MLIA.

Today, I was trying to free up some memory in my phone, so I decided to empty some old events from my calandar. I had the option to "Delete All Data Before Today". When I clicked it, it asked "Delete 01/01/1900 to 10/02/2009?" I felt like I was deleting all of the world's history. I got scared and didn't do it. MLIA.

Today, I was walking down the hall of the science building at school when I noticed a switch labeled: "GRAVITY - Never turn off." I was tempted to flip it, but I didn't, just in case. MLIA

Today, I was reading my drivers ed book and it said not to give rude hand gestures to other drivers. The reason? They might have a rifle, crossbow or slingshot in their trunk. I've been wondering how efficient it is to shoot someone with a crossbow while driving. MLIA

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Canon PowerShot S95

10/16/2009 07:21:59 AM · #12

Is this MLIA?
Today I went to the store and bought a can of air for $4.00..

George

Nikon D750

10/16/2009 07:45:49 AM · #13

Today, I recieved a birthday card from my 80 year old grandmother. The card read, "Here's 50 bucks. I still love you. Even though you never f-ing call me anymore." I now have the utmost respect for her. MLIA

Today, I stopped by a street cart selling muffins and asked the guy if he was the muffin man. He gave my red and white striped sweater one look and said "Maybe, but only if you're Waldo." Touche Muffin Man. MLIA

Is this site a copy of FML (not worse, but still a copy)? I always thought FML was the original.

URLs:
"F My Life" //www.fmylife.com/
"My Life Is Average" //www.mylifeisaverage.com/.
Other Spinoffs:
"Txts Frm Lst Nght"/"Texts From Last Night" //www.textsfromlastnight.com/ <= Some NSFW language
"F Why Me" //www.fwhyme.com/ <= Very NSFW language
"My Life Is Good" //www.mylifeisg.com/

Message edited by author 2009-10-16 08:54:54.