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01/14/2011 01:59:24 PM · #1 |
What human being has a rear end greasy enough to leave cheek prints on the toilet seat? Skin texture and hairs, even.
This has lead to the dozens of normal poopers having to use tp to line the seats. The tp falls and is left all over the place. My normal area of respite has become a junk yard ever since Mr. Greasyass has moved in. F- you Mr. Greasyass! F- you !
>:-(
Message edited by author 2011-01-14 14:00:14. |
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01/14/2011 02:03:45 PM · #2 |
| You have a Troll in the building, seek urgent help. |
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01/14/2011 02:04:43 PM · #3 |
| ... thanks for sharing ... |
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01/14/2011 02:04:43 PM · #4 |
Ha, I hear you pal. We've got an odd bunch of bathroom abusers in my office, too. Men from cultures who squat on the toilet and who get shoeprints on the seats. Germophobes who use ten tons of toilet paper to line the seat and then leave it for the next user to clean up (or flush it and clog the toilets). Guys who don't flush. Guys who won't lift the seat and leave drops on it. Guys who don't wash their hands. It's a jungle in there, I tell ya'.
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01/14/2011 02:30:18 PM · #5 |
Originally posted by citymars:
Ha, I hear you pal. We've got an odd bunch of bathroom abusers in my office, too. Men from cultures who squat on the toilet and who get shoeprints on the seats. Germophobes who use ten tons of toilet paper to line the seat and then leave it for the next user to clean up (or flush it and clog the toilets). Guys who don't flush. Guys who won't lift the seat and leave drops on it. Guys who don't wash their hands. It's a jungle in there, I tell ya'. |
Dang! Squatters! LOL. I use the clean escape method of handwashing, and while everyone else is sick, I'm healthy.
Clean Escape Method:
1. Wash hands well with soap & water.
2. Dry hands with towel.
3. Use towel as guard to turn off water.
4. Throw towel away.
5. Grab new towel.
6. Use new towel to open bathroom door.
7. Use same new towel to open door to hallway, always with same side to hand, think of all knobs as germ-infested hot lava. Never touch the infested side of the towel.
8. Use same new towel to open door to office.
9. Toss infested towel into garbage.
10. Get laughed at by co-workers.
11. Have the last laugh when they're all sick. |
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01/14/2011 04:30:18 PM · #6 |
George Carlin on Germophobes
Washroom stuff starts at 4:55 into the video
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01/14/2011 04:48:05 PM · #7 |
Haha, funny stuff. He's pretty vehement! :-D |
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01/14/2011 04:53:05 PM · #8 |
He was a genius :-( I miss him so much...
R. |
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01/14/2011 05:58:05 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by citymars:
Ha, I hear you pal. We've got an odd bunch of bathroom abusers in my office, too. Men from cultures who squat on the toilet and who get shoeprints on the seats. Germophobes who use ten tons of toilet paper to line the seat and then leave it for the next user to clean up (or flush it and clog the toilets). Guys who don't flush. Guys who won't lift the seat and leave drops on it. Guys who don't wash their hands. It's a jungle in there, I tell ya'. |
Dang! Squatters! LOL. I use the clean escape method of handwashing, and while everyone else is sick, I'm healthy.
Clean Escape Method:
1. Wash hands well with soap & water.
2. Dry hands with towel.
3. Use towel as guard to turn off water.
4. Throw towel away.
5. Grab new towel.
6. Use new towel to open bathroom door.
7. Use same new towel to open door to hallway, always with same side to hand, think of all knobs as germ-infested hot lava. Never touch the infested side of the towel.
8. Use same new towel to open door to office.
9. Toss infested towel into garbage.
10. Get laughed at by co-workers.
11. Have the last laugh when they're all sick. |
Man, that's a lot of work... Maybe if you worked on certain bad habits, you could just avoid the entire process and reduce your towel usage by 50%.
Or is that what's making your co-workers sick? |
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01/14/2011 06:17:59 PM · #10 |
Equally amazing is the number of people who seem to have made it to adulthood without learning how to flush a toilet. Must be a pleasure to live with them.
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01/14/2011 07:06:47 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
F- you Mr. Greasyass! F- you ! |
If only we could find out who it is.....
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01/14/2011 08:37:12 PM · #12 |
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01/15/2011 01:14:44 AM · #13 |
| am tempted to call Art over the top, but maybe more accurate to say under the bottom |
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01/15/2011 03:53:52 AM · #14 |
| effortlessly limboing under all acceptable standards |
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01/15/2011 04:57:49 AM · #15 |
| Hey, this is Slippy's thread. When in Rome... |
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01/15/2011 08:03:40 AM · #16 |
i was just chopping your bust by making you the joke of the butt
wait, scratch that... |
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