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05/02/2013 07:00:56 PM · #1 |
Do you want to be a disgusting human? What is wrong with you? Do you have a brain injury? Are you psychotic? How does looking like a pig benefit you? How does sounding like a pig benefit you?
You are disgusting and everyone is counting the seconds until they can escape your annoying company because you make them want to puke!
1. Open food hole.
2. Put food in food hole.
3. Close lips around food hole.
4. Keep lips closed.*
5. Masticate.
6. Swallow.
Repeat as needed.
*Crucial step!
Now that I have supplied you with this information, be sure to use it.
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05/02/2013 07:03:13 PM · #2 |
| oh my goodness, this post has me in tears I'm laughing so hard! |
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05/02/2013 07:57:30 PM · #3 |
mmememmemmmmmmm....
*agrees, but is eating so can't type out loud*
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05/02/2013 08:20:09 PM · #4 |
| ha this is timely. Wish I had seen this an hour ago. I'm sitting here helping my kid and he's chomping away with his mouth open. My response to him was not as witty as this list. |
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05/02/2013 09:02:15 PM · #5 |
| It's cute when kids do it. My father-in-law has no excuse. I refuse to sit near him at family gatherings. |
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05/02/2013 09:14:17 PM · #6 |
In fact, last Thanksgiving, it took everything I had not to blurt out, "Were you born in a barn?! Close your g*ddamn mouth!"
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05/02/2013 09:14:22 PM · #7 |
It's not even cute when kids do it.
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05/02/2013 09:29:00 PM · #8 |
| But if you're going to eat loudly, you may as well do it while eating your own boogers. It's good for you! |
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05/02/2013 09:32:28 PM · #9 |
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05/03/2013 04:15:15 AM · #10 |
NOM NOM NOM
sorry
nom nom nom |
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05/03/2013 08:33:45 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by alanfreed:
But if you're going to eat loudly, you may as well do it while eating your own boogers. It's good for you! |
I can't believe that is an actual news story. Lol...yuck! |
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05/03/2013 09:41:24 PM · #12 |
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05/04/2013 08:42:39 PM · #13 |
| better with open mouth than blowing your nose....about the same as sucking your teeth. |
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05/04/2013 09:37:24 PM · #14 |
Lonat tpe with yr mouth open |
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05/04/2013 09:38:06 PM · #15 |
| Dnt hte with or mouth opoen |
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05/04/2013 09:38:29 PM · #16 |
| Dnt type with your mouth opoen |
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05/04/2013 09:38:59 PM · #17 |
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05/04/2013 09:51:05 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
Never mind |
Drinking again? ;D |
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05/04/2013 11:44:33 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by Kelli:
Originally posted by posthumous:
Never mind |
Drinking again? ;D |
Nah, he sobered up, this is the result. ;) |
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05/04/2013 11:52:35 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by Cory:
Originally posted by Kelli:
Originally posted by posthumous:
Never mind |
Drinking again? ;D |
Nah, he sobered up, this is the result. ;) |
Hey there is nothing funny about being sober...........or is it drunk................I completely forgot what I was talking about...........Am I drunk.........maybe
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05/05/2013 08:38:01 AM · #21 |
| My old roommate used eat cereal chewing with his mouth open. Probably why I don't eat cereal anymore. |
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05/05/2013 09:41:38 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by Mike:
My old roommate used eat cereal chewing with his mouth open. Probably why I don't eat cereal anymore. |
Maybe, but I would bet that it would be a lot easier than trying to eat your lunch on a gut wagon (old definition by the way). :O)
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