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07/01/2018 07:45:04 PM · #30176 |
| Let's just make it an even dozen! |
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07/01/2018 07:47:05 PM · #30177 |
| I do believe you are chryingg 2 git me jrunk |
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07/01/2018 07:53:22 PM · #30178 |
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07/01/2018 10:11:20 PM · #30179 |
| *passes out in front of the door, barring anyone from entering* |
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07/01/2018 10:13:25 PM · #30180 |
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07/01/2018 10:14:03 PM · #30181 |
| front door. you're stuck outside until I regain consciousness. |
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07/01/2018 10:15:44 PM · #30182 |
| I can see you thru the keyhole. |
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07/01/2018 10:19:40 PM · #30183 |
| really wish I left my pants on. |
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07/01/2018 10:30:21 PM · #30184 |
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07/01/2018 11:18:48 PM · #30185 |
| i just want regular mayo on my fajita, thanks. |
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07/02/2018 02:27:55 AM · #30186 |
| We are out of regular mayo. You have to settle for our special sauce. |
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07/02/2018 07:20:21 AM · #30187 |
| No thanks, I brought a packet of ossum sauce. |
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07/02/2018 10:58:28 AM · #30188 |
Originally posted by skewsme:
No thanks, I brought a packet of possum sauce. |
Poor possum. How many more of them have to suffer and die so you can have your stupid condiment?
Spork wins |
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07/02/2018 11:07:06 AM · #30189 |
i don't murder them myself, i just scrape up the roadkill with a spork.
same as with greasy grimy gopher guts. |
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07/02/2018 12:03:30 PM · #30190 |
| Well, that sure threw a wrench in the works! |
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07/02/2018 02:41:57 PM · #30191 |
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
-Patches O'Houlihan
Spork wins |
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07/02/2018 02:44:41 PM · #30192 |
| Sadly, spork was unable to dodge that wrench. I win. |
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07/02/2018 02:47:00 PM · #30193 |
Nobody makes Spork bleed his own blood...nobody
Spork heaves the 48" pipe wrench at Ken while he's prematurely celebrating.
Ken leaves in the ambulance.
Spork wins
Message edited by author 2018-07-02 14:49:23. |
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07/02/2018 03:19:24 PM · #30194 |
Pfft. A flesh wound. I barely felt it.
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07/02/2018 04:20:16 PM · #30195 |
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07/02/2018 07:13:14 PM · #30196 |
| I think the suit makes me look fatter. |
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07/02/2018 07:50:52 PM · #30197 |
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07/03/2018 02:00:27 AM · #30198 |
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07/03/2018 03:05:14 AM · #30199 |
| I see, you won an Oscar for playing a winner because it was such a stretch. |
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07/03/2018 03:23:48 AM · #30200 |
| I'm sorry, you must be looking for the bad (but not that bad) puns thread. Down the hall to your left. |
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