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04/14/2006 01:07:00 PM · #51 |
Originally posted by meanwile:
Fellas! Good news! Me and the girls been talkin' and after seeing this, we have decided to relieve you of your duties... you know... the 'marital' ones... Enjoy the photos ;-) |
My spy detectors detect a Spy amongst us...
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04/14/2006 01:11:50 PM · #52 |
Originally posted by meanwile:
Fellas! Good news! Me and the girls been talkin' and after seeing this, we have decided to relieve you of your duties... you know... the 'marital' ones... |
okay. not problem, i'm off :-)
EDIT: forgot to quote :-P
Message edited by author 2006-04-14 13:22:11.
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04/14/2006 01:31:30 PM · #53 |
| So i guess you can count on the Voting and the Submissions to go down for the next few weeks...... |
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04/14/2006 02:15:37 PM · #54 |
Before I got married, I used too...
1=Have long, shining, beautiful hair down too my back end.
2= Drink, smoke pot, and stay out all night.
3=Drive a two seater, Fiat Spider convertable.
After I got married, and was in full training as a good husband, I...
1=Have short hair. I look like a cop.
2=Only drink when I am on DPC. Don't smoke pot anymore.
3=Own a pickup w/crewcab to fit the family, and a SUV w/ a baby seat.
16 years, 3 kids, mortgage, two cars, dog, career, two computers, 4 still cameras later, I am happy. I can not see myself without my wife. Without her, I would be lost.
Now, are there any candidates for the Club Girls? BARK. I might be married, but I still am a flaming hedro-sexual.
Message edited by author 2006-04-14 14:21:33.
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04/14/2006 02:21:50 PM · #55 |
Before I got married I
Didn't drink or smoke
Spent most of my time on the computer
Slept alone
hmmm...
yea, pretty much the same now ;) |
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04/14/2006 02:38:37 PM · #56 |
They say that from all the diferent sexpositions the one most used by married couples is the DOGGY STYLE
Husband on his knees begging, Wife rolls over and play dead...
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04/14/2006 03:08:54 PM · #57 |
Originally posted by marcellieb:
They say that from all the diferent sexpositions the one most used by married couples is the DOGGY STYLE
Husband on his knees begging, Wife rolls over and play dead... |
I realy thought I would get at least one comment on the joke - Maybe it is closer to the truth than a joke - Might be that I stumbled upon a bit of truth here...
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04/14/2006 03:10:43 PM · #58 |
Originally posted by marcellieb:
They say that from all the diferent sexpositions the one most used by married couples is the DOGGY STYLE
Husband on his knees begging, Wife rolls over and play dead... |
Are you sure that survey wasn't done in Canada? I heard they do it doggy style there so she can watch the hockey game too... |
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04/14/2006 03:12:52 PM · #59 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
I can not see myself without my wife. Without her, I would be lost. |
That's because you would be stoned, drunk and have your hair blowing in your face driving that convertible! |
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04/14/2006 03:14:06 PM · #60 |
Originally posted by DrAchoo:
Originally posted by marcellieb:
They say that from all the diferent sexpositions the one most used by married couples is the DOGGY STYLE
Husband on his knees begging, Wife rolls over and play dead... |
Are you sure that survey wasn't done in Canada? I heard they do it doggy style there so she can watch the hockey game too... |
Had a good laugh now - Very Funny.
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04/14/2006 03:15:06 PM · #61 |
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Message edited by author 2006-04-14 15:15:42. |
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04/14/2006 03:15:24 PM · #62 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
I can not see myself without my wife. Without her, I would be lost. |
That's because you would be stoned, drunk and have your hair blowing in your face driving that convertible! |
No, I think she normally holds the mirror and the map for him. |
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04/14/2006 04:45:20 PM · #63 |
Just to put my 2 cents worth as I am a H.I.T. and will be becoming a full fledge member in 4 weeks.
The female form can be one of the most beautiful elements in the world. But my fiance/wife is mine to cherish. I've even discussed the possibility of doing nude photography and I realized that if I do, I'd like my wife by my side. Hey, if it's really beautiful we should both be able to say that's a beautiful pose, or those are beautiful breasts. Likewise, he's got a superb muscular chest. And capture rare beauties of near perfection.
At the same hand, it will be my wife's breasts that I go to rejoice in and to weep in. She is mine and I am hers...
- Saj |
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04/14/2006 05:06:24 PM · #64 |
Damnit Jason, have you been listening to The Cure again?
Originally posted by theSaj:
Just to put my 2 cents worth as I am a H.I.T. and will be becoming a full fledge member in 4 weeks.
The female form can be one of the most beautiful elements in the world. But my fiance/wife is mine to cherish. I've even discussed the possibility of doing nude photography and I realized that if I do, I'd like my wife by my side. Hey, if it's really beautiful we should both be able to say that's a beautiful pose, or those are beautiful breasts. Likewise, he's got a superb muscular chest. And capture rare beauties of near perfection.
At the same hand, it will be my wife's breasts that I go to rejoice in and to weep in. She is mine and I am hers...
- Saj |
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04/14/2006 05:08:53 PM · #65 |
Originally posted by theSaj:
Just to put my 2 cents worth as I am a H.I.T. and will be becoming a full fledge member in 4 weeks.
The female form can be one of the most beautiful elements in the world. But my fiance/wife is mine to cherish. I've even discussed the possibility of doing nude photography and I realized that if I do, I'd like my wife by my side. Hey, if it's really beautiful we should both be able to say that's a beautiful pose, or those are beautiful breasts. Likewise, he's got a superb muscular chest. And capture rare beauties of near perfection.
At the same hand, it will be my wife's breasts that I go to rejoice in and to weep in. She is mine and I am hers...
- Saj |
Just a guess but... was she in the room when you wrote this? |
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04/14/2006 05:31:31 PM · #66 |
Originally posted by Qart:
Originally posted by theSaj:
Just to put my 2 cents worth as I am a H.I.T. and will be becoming a full fledge member in 4 weeks.
- Saj |
Just a guess but... was she in the room when you wrote this? |
Nah--as theSaj says, he's not married yet. Give it a year or two and he'll see reality. |
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04/14/2006 05:32:37 PM · #67 |
Originally posted by meanwile:
Fellas! Good news! Me and the girls been talkin' and after seeing this, we have decided to relieve you of your duties... you know... the 'marital' ones... Enjoy the photos ;-) |
Why does any woman think she can keep us from having sex when all she can do is keep us from having sex with her? ;->
Message edited by author 2006-04-14 17:34:15. |
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04/14/2006 05:35:33 PM · #68 |
Ok - I'm in.
Married 20 years, 1 child, 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 mortgage, 2 cars.
I have a few nude shots in my portfolio, all of my wife.
She supports all that I want in life, even joining this club.
Do I still qualify?
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04/14/2006 05:54:42 PM · #69 |
Originally posted by hankk:
Originally posted by meanwile:
Fellas! Good news! Me and the girls been talkin' and after seeing this, we have decided to relieve you of your duties... you know... the 'marital' ones... Enjoy the photos ;-) |
Why does any woman think she can keep us from having sex when all she can do is keep us from having sex with her? ;-> |
LOL - My wife will kill me if I tried to have sex with somebody else - anyway don't want to - too much respect and love for the wife - NO, SHE IS NOT IN THE ROOM!!!
Also don't want my child to grow up in a broken home.
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04/14/2006 05:58:03 PM · #70 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
OK.
This is the MARRIED MENS CLUB.
NO WIVES ALLOWED!!! Thanks. |
These 2 statements made originally will off cource attract every wife registered on this site like a bear to honey.
No married woman will be able too resist having a look when she sees a statment like - NO WIVES ALLOWED or MARRIED MENS CLUB. I think before the first man had a look at this thread, there were most likely 20 wives that already had a look.
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04/14/2006 06:29:00 PM · #71 |
count me in,
Getting married on Sep 1st 2006!
Wedding on Achill Island, Co Mayo, Ireland
Honeymoon in Vegas, LA and San Francisco
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04/14/2006 07:53:15 PM · #72 |
Originally posted by marcellieb:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
OK.
This is the MARRIED MENS CLUB.
NO WIVES ALLOWED!!! Thanks. |
These 2 statements made originally will off cource attract every wife registered on this site like a bear to honey.
No married woman will be able too resist having a look when she sees a statment like - NO WIVES ALLOWED or MARRIED MENS CLUB. I think before the first man had a look at this thread, there were most likely 20 wives that already had a look. |
I agree; Can somebody please change the title to "In depth armchair analysis of why lost that last game" - or something similar :-) |
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04/14/2006 07:57:35 PM · #73 |
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04/14/2006 08:05:12 PM · #74 |
Originally posted by robs:
Originally posted by marcellieb:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
OK.
This is the MARRIED MENS CLUB.
NO WIVES ALLOWED!!! Thanks. |
These 2 statements made originally will off cource attract every wife registered on this site like a bear to honey.
No married woman will be able too resist having a look when she sees a statment like - NO WIVES ALLOWED or MARRIED MENS CLUB. I think before the first man had a look at this thread, there were most likely 20 wives that already had a look. |
I agree; Can somebody please change the title to "In depth armchair analysis of why lost that last game" - or something similar :-) |
That will definately work - All the wives except the CANADIAN wifes will then stay away.
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04/14/2006 08:06:44 PM · #75 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
... the only species on Earth that goes through the time, expense, and the emotion of getting married. |
This is not entirely true, though we definitely have a severe (and apparently incurable) case ... |
GeneralE, what other species has income for marriage?
Originally posted by Alienyst:
No offense...but is this really appropriate for this forum? |
Not offended. But, are you?
Originally posted by Megatherian:
Do I have to sit in a tee-pee half naked banging on a drum? I'm not hugging anyone... |
There are no drums.
Originally posted by modgethanc:
If I have a guy's name, do I count? :D |
Well, in a word....no.
Originally posted by notonline:
Can I join? I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. :) |
Only if your the bull.
Originally posted by OdysseyF22:
I'm hoping to avoid being captured like the rest of you, but I'd like to hang around so I can reinforce my desire to not get married. ;D |
I don't think capture is the correct word. More like duped. And not from my wife either, more from the image of me in a rocking chair in my older days, alone.
Originally posted by Bosborne:
Why not start a new forum....Married Women's Club -EVERYONE ALLOWED! |
Why not? It just takes guts.
Originally posted by Bosborne:
How funny that most of the photographers of the ''Girls Club'' photos are.....WOMEN!!
You can't run from us, men....We know every trick in the book. Ha!
Just thought I'd put in my 2¢ worth. |
Yeah, I admit that women are more creative than men. But, we are not running from ya, no, not by any means. We are more like tip toeing around ya, the way you wives have taught us husbands.
Originally posted by meanwile:
Fellas! Good news! Me and the girls been talkin' and after seeing this, we have decided to relieve you of your duties... you know... the 'marital' ones... Enjoy the photos ;-) |
Thanks, I was worried for a moment.
Originally posted by marcellieb:
My spy detectors detect a Spy amongst us... |
And they probly have a spy camera too. MEMBERS beware!!
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
I can not see myself without my wife. Without her, I would be lost. |
That's because you would be stoned, drunk and have your hair blowing in your face driving that convertible! |
Damn good point.
Originally posted by hankk:
Originally posted by Qart:
Originally posted by theSaj:
Just to put my 2 cents worth as I am a H.I.T. and will be becoming a full fledge member in 4 weeks.
- Saj |
Just a guess but... was she in the room when you wrote this? |
Nah--as theSaj says, he's not married yet. Give it a year or two and he'll see reality. |
I concur.
Originally posted by marcellieb:
Originally posted by American_Horse:
OK.
This is the MARRIED MENS CLUB.
NO WIVES ALLOWED!!! Thanks. |
These 2 statements made originally will off cource attract every wife registered on this site like a bear to honey.
No married woman will be able too resist having a look when she sees a statment like - NO WIVES ALLOWED or MARRIED MENS CLUB. I think before the first man had a look at this thread, there were most likely 20 wives that already had a look. |
Wow, really? You think? I hope so. Because, the intent of this club is to be the men we were born to be, while practiceing how to be a good spouse.
The wives will just see what kind of husbands we really are. NORMAL.
Message edited by author 2006-04-14 20:07:57.
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