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04/15/2006 05:20:24 PM · #101 |
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04/15/2006 05:30:16 PM · #102 |
Originally posted by Judi: Originally posted by dudephil: Looks like you boys have went and done it now. The hens have started up their own thread as well. They just can't help themselves can they? Always following in men's footsteps.
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Yeah...you would like a good pounding, wouldn't you? Well I am not going to give you the satisfaction Mister....hahahahaha!! |
They've got their own, but yet still can't keep away from ours - In Afrikaans we say - Nuuskierig
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04/15/2006 05:48:48 PM · #103 |
I wasn't going to join this club, realy I wanted to be a good boy.
But now that *THEY* started their own club, because *THEY* couldn't stand the fact that *THEY* where not alowed here, I think I'll join.
I am a H.I.T. with kids, where do I pay my membership? And where's that whiskey bar?
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04/15/2006 05:51:28 PM · #104 |
Originally posted by Philos31: I wasn't going to join this club, realy I wanted to be a good boy.
But now that *THEY* started their own club, because *THEY* couldn't stand the fact that *THEY* where not alowed here, I think I'll join.
I am a H.I.T. with kids, where do I pay my membership? And where's that whiskey bar? |
I'll have a double Cape KWV 5 year Brandy with Coke and two blocks of ice (Too much ice slows it down).
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04/15/2006 05:54:53 PM · #105 |
Originally posted by FirstAid: Count me in. Married 32 years and the chain is still holding. |
21 years and counting. The shackles are still on (hope my wife won't not read this :)). Can't believe I am that old...
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04/15/2006 06:00:51 PM · #106 |
gonin' on 12 years with spouse #2 (#1 lasted 2yrs & that was 2ys to long)
wouldn't trade her in ....
I do get the dirty looks for purchases and a bit'o beer
but as long as there is $$ in the bank it is a non issue.
2kids & 2 cats & 0 morgage :)
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04/15/2006 06:18:19 PM · #107 |
Originally posted by dudephil: Looks like you boys have went and done it now. The hens have started up their own thread as well. They just can't help themselves can they? Always following in men's footsteps.
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If a woman isn't leading, they're following in their footsteps cleaning up their mes and redoing whatever it is the man did, BETTER :P
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04/15/2006 06:34:40 PM · #108 |
Originally posted by pidge: Originally posted by dudephil: Looks like you boys have went and done it now. The hens have started up their own thread as well. They just can't help themselves can they? Always following in men's footsteps.
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If a woman isn't leading, they're following in their footsteps cleaning up their mes and redoing whatever it is the man did, BETTER :P |
I have a great respect for my wife. Yes, she does pick up after me only because I work 70 hour weeks.
God I need a shot of whiskey badddddd.
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04/15/2006 11:38:44 PM · #109 |
This is for the H.I.T. members, and any bachelor with a girl friend that is pressureing marriage.
First, open some whiskey. Get used to the taste.
Take a huge swig.
Go to these sites.
Marriage fun
Afterwards go to these sites.
Playboy
Maxim
Stuff
FHM
Then ask questions about marriage. This WILL help.
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04/15/2006 11:54:50 PM · #110 |
can I join? I may only be 15 but ill be at 30 some day!!!
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04/15/2006 11:56:46 PM · #111 |
Originally posted by bigfish: can I join? I may only be 15 but ill be at 30 some day!!! |
Stay 15, don't hurry to 30.
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04/16/2006 12:06:43 AM · #112 |
Originally posted by dudephil: Looks like you boys have went and done it now. The hens have started up their own thread as well. They just can't help themselves can they? Always following in men's footsteps.
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Nah, they're not actually following in men's footsteps, they're just talking about doing it.
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04/16/2006 12:12:11 AM · #113 |
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04/16/2006 11:18:51 AM · #114 |
Glamour Models
Message edited by author 2006-12-17 12:25:36.
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04/16/2006 11:09:45 PM · #115 |
Originally posted by marcellieb: I must say that being married is actualy very nice - if you are into sex, don't get married - had lots more before I got married. Luckily sex is not the only thing in a wedding. It is the thought of coming home to somebody that loves me. |
If sex is important, then marry a hooker.
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04/16/2006 11:33:42 PM · #116 |
Originally posted by American_Horse: Originally posted by marcellieb: I must say that being married is actualy very nice - if you are into sex, don't get married - had lots more before I got married. Luckily sex is not the only thing in a wedding. It is the thought of coming home to somebody that loves me. |
If sex is important, then marry a hooker. |
If you do not marry a hooker, you have lot of choices. Marrying a hooker will kill all. Sex is always important. |
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04/18/2006 07:44:07 AM · #117 |
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04/18/2006 07:50:17 AM · #118 |
Originally posted by notonline: |
LOLOLOL....
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04/18/2006 10:51:49 AM · #119 |
Originally posted by "Qart": Just a guess but... was she in the room when you wrote this? |
Nope....
Originally posted by "hankk": Why does any woman think she can keep us from having sex |
Oh, mine has thoroughly threatened to rape me on a daily basis. I'm only 30 but I might have to go to the doc and get a prescription for Viagra once I'm married to keep her satisfied. She's quite nubile...
Originally posted by "American_Horse": Yeah, I admit that women are more creative than men. |
I sure don't. I think I am much more creative than the average female (or male). :-)
Originally posted by "MQuinn": It better just to hide the camera store purchases, they become a bone of contention anyways |
So glad my wife is into photography. She wants me to audit Photo 3 with her so I can be her assistant and help her with film processing. She's also very inclined to building a home studio.
:-)
Did I find the perfect wife, nope...but pretty darn close. Gorgeous, young, beautiful, and kind to me! |
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04/18/2006 12:07:57 PM · #120 |
Advice for those not yet members:
1. Find a mate that is sexually compatible with you. (not necessarily identical in drive, just compatible)
2. Find a mate that is employed and has a good work ethic. (each has their own money and their own bill responsibilities)
3. Discuss in exhausting detail, the role of children in your lives and what the particulars are that pertain to their rearing. (will she continue to work, what is appropriate dating ages, discipline - who, what, where, and when, college, etc.)
If you don't argue about sex, and you don't argue about money, and you don't argue about the kids, then you have a very reasonable chance of a successful marriage.
Lastly, marriage should be a lifetime committment. If it is not viewed that way, then keep looking. Occassionally circumstances arise that were totally unforseen, and a lifetime committment is what forces 2 people to work "through" it, find a compatible compromise and still love each other fully and with respect.
28 years and counting.
Flash
lastly lastly, never stop doing the little things that won her heart in the first place
Message edited by author 2006-04-18 12:14:43.
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04/19/2006 08:07:41 AM · #121 |
Originally posted by Flash: Advice for those not yet members:
1. Find a mate that is sexually compatible with you. (not necessarily identical in drive, just compatible)
2. Find a mate that is employed and has a good work ethic. (each has their own money and their own bill responsibilities)
3. Discuss in exhausting detail, the role of children in your lives and what the particulars are that pertain to their rearing. (will she continue to work, what is appropriate dating ages, discipline - who, what, where, and when, college, etc.)
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I took you advice and this is what I got.
1. Met some chick and the sex was great and she isn't a screamer. (always a bonus)
2. I met her at her work so she is employeed. As for money? well I don't have any bills or responsibilities so that wasn't an issue and popped her again the second night.
3 She brought up children and I said I like them as much as I liked cats and thats the straw that broke the camels back. Needless to say it was a very good weekend and I remain single. Phew, thanks for your advice. The "kids" thing is easier then breaking up with a chick. |
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04/19/2006 04:15:26 PM · #122 |
Originally posted by notonline: Originally posted by Flash: Advice for those not yet members:
1. Find a mate that is sexually compatible with you. (not necessarily identical in drive, just compatible)
2. Find a mate that is employed and has a good work ethic. (each has their own money and their own bill responsibilities)
3. Discuss in exhausting detail, the role of children in your lives and what the particulars are that pertain to their rearing. (will she continue to work, what is appropriate dating ages, discipline - who, what, where, and when, college, etc.)
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I took you advice and this is what I got.
1. Met some chick and the sex was great and she isn't a screamer. (always a bonus)
2. I met her at her work so she is employeed. As for money? well I don't have any bills or responsibilities so that wasn't an issue and popped her again the second night.
3 She brought up children and I said I like them as much as I liked cats and thats the straw that broke the camels back. Needless to say it was a very good weekend and I remain single. Phew, thanks for your advice. The "kids" thing is easier then breaking up with a chick. |
Glad I could help ;-}
You did happen upon one noteworthy point, that being that marriage involving children should be agreed to BEFORE marriage, with responsible actions taken to prevent pregancy in the interim. Numerous people find themselves in a marriage where children are wanted by one partner and not necessarily with the same enthusiasm by the other partner. These couples in my opinion, should not get married.
As you so pointedly illustrated.
Message edited by author 2006-04-19 16:17:23.
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04/20/2006 08:06:13 AM · #123 |
Originally posted by Flash:
Glad I could help ;-}
You did happen upon one noteworthy point, that being that marriage involving children should be agreed to BEFORE marriage, with responsible actions taken to prevent pregancy in the interim. Numerous people find themselves in a marriage where children are wanted by one partner and not necessarily with the same enthusiasm by the other partner. |
Kids aren't the only reason to glove up. Kids can be sent of to school but man when "Mr. Winkie" falls off then you got some serious problems. |
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04/20/2006 10:07:07 AM · #124 |
Originally posted by Flash:
You did happen upon one noteworthy point, that being that marriage involving children should be agreed to BEFORE marriage, with responsible actions taken to prevent pregancy in the interim. Numerous people find themselves in a marriage where children are wanted by one partner and not necessarily with the same enthusiasm by the other partner. These couples in my opinion, should not get married.
As you so pointedly illustrated. |
I read a really interesting article about a year ago about happiness. Money and marriage both increased happiness on average. Kids, did the opposite :-o I have a 2 year old daughter and I can certainly understand why kids almost never _help_ a marriage -- the additional workload and stress is really quite unbelievable. I might argue, though, that you are trading some short term difficulties for something tremendous in the long run :-)
And speaking of Playboy, Maxim, and FHM... I hate them. They epitomize the fake perfection, impossible for mere mortal women to achieve (literally, with digital manipulation), that destroys a tremendous portion of our women folk's collective self confidences. Note that I'm all for nudity and sexuality, just _real people_. It isn't that hard to find on the Internet and elsewhere :-)
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04/20/2006 10:10:56 AM · #125 |
Originally posted by nsharp:
And speaking of Playboy, Maxim, and FHM... I hate them. They epitomize the fake perfection, impossible for mere mortal women to achieve (literally, with digital manipulation), that destroys a tremendous portion of our women folk's collective self confidences. Note that I'm all for nudity and sexuality, just _real people_. It isn't that hard to find on the Internet and elsewhere :-) |
But Playboy has good articles! (Seriously)
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