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05/30/2011 09:02:44 PM · #26
Disco sucks.
05/30/2011 09:43:12 PM · #27
"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

Actually, I seem to use the word "Phooey" quite often. It seems to cover a multitude of situations.

05/30/2011 09:48:03 PM · #28
"This is not the life I ordered."
05/30/2011 09:55:49 PM · #29
Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you might as well dance!
05/30/2011 10:02:33 PM · #30
"I'm not looking for quantity of life, but quality."

Told that one to my doc
05/30/2011 10:09:01 PM · #31
"We'll be friends till we're old and senile then...we'll be new friends!"
05/30/2011 10:25:40 PM · #32
Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.
05/30/2011 10:35:42 PM · #33
If I wanted your opinion I'd beat it out of you!
05/31/2011 01:03:59 AM · #34
All my reality checks have bounced!
05/31/2011 01:49:27 AM · #35
Take my advice, I'm not using it.
05/31/2011 04:24:18 AM · #36
I had this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet in Florida:

"You say tomato
I say F*CK YOU"

Was funny at the traffic lights, since about 10% of the people would loose it laughing.
(oddly, more women than men laughed...)
05/31/2011 05:40:25 AM · #37
When ever I see someone doing something really stupid (like a kid standing between the front seats of a car without the seat belt on...)

"Stupidity deserves to die out"
05/31/2011 06:09:46 AM · #38
"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

A. Lincoln

I know so* many people this applies to......myself included some days. LOL!!!
05/31/2011 06:17:09 AM · #39
You can be replaced by a button.
05/31/2011 06:25:19 AM · #40
Serious: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift - that is why it is called the present."

Fun: "Practice safe eating - always use condiments"
05/31/2011 06:55:42 AM · #41
Here's another positive one for a Tuesday morning after Memorial Day. Back to work..

Life sucks then you die.
05/31/2011 07:35:18 AM · #42
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather -- not screaming and yelling like his passengers.
05/31/2011 08:09:42 AM · #43
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I've yet to find a good replacement for:
"Life is pain. Get used to it."

Well, in a poem of mine I use the refrain:

We travel in pain. We die.
There is no other road...


Art's my long-lost twin, sheesh.


You, me and Sylvia Plath. ;-)

and then there's the farm boy/dread pirate roberts/man in black in the princess bride saying -
'life is pain, highness - anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something'

or of course Siddhartha Gautama, who is rumoured to have said that all life is suffering...

big old family you have there, and a surprisingly happy one
05/31/2011 09:12:37 AM · #44
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
05/31/2011 09:13:44 AM · #45
All vacations are disapproved, please resubmit in 30 days for further disapproval.
05/31/2011 09:14:30 AM · #46
One I always liked to use on Friday and it made the weekend sound short.

'Only 2 days 'till Monday'
05/31/2011 09:24:42 AM · #47
"Never say "Never", and Never say "Never my children"
05/31/2011 09:25:46 AM · #48
I don't remember the exact quote from Bill Cosby, but the version I use on my kids is... "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out and make another one that looks just like you!".
05/31/2011 09:36:46 AM · #49
"How does she expect to be taken seriously as a woman if she doesn't expose herself?"
05/31/2011 09:51:38 AM · #50
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

"I'm not looking for quantity of life, but quality."

Told that one to my doc

As a man with a limited number of tomorrows, I like this one. That is why I made peace with Death and are living a quality life bearing into the shit that is coming. And living I do. She wants me, she'll have to come look for me where I am busy living.

Morbidity is my problem, not mortality.

I admit I fear the final days of pain, humiliation and discomfort. I fear being alone. My way of dealing with this is to make sure none of those I care for see my suffering, my disintegration and eventual death. That is my way of dealing with 'it'.

As for "Deal with it", easy words until you yourself has to deal with it.
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