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12/09/2012 10:24:37 AM · #726
Congress is down to 13% approval, which only shows that there are 13% who are not paying attention.

--Mickey Edwards (former Republican Congressman)
09/28/2013 06:00:44 PM · #727
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09/28/2013 07:51:41 PM · #728
Back in the '20s or '30s (from a play by Ring Lardner), a woman went to a photographer and asked if he took pictures of children. The photographer said yes, he did take pictures of children.
"How much do you charge?" asked the woman.
"Three dollars a dozen," replied the photographer.
"Well," said the woman. "I guess I'll have to come back later. I've only got eleven."
04/03/2014 02:01:08 PM · #729
10 Surefire Ways To Annoy A Photography Snob
04/03/2014 03:29:59 PM · #730
Originally posted by GeneralE:

10 Surefire Ways To Annoy A Photography Snob


lol the coffee cup
10/16/2014 07:07:52 AM · #731
Potty humor:

A guy is standing at a urinal. Another guy comes up to the urinal next to him and says,
"Watch yourself, this is where all the dicks hang out."

Message edited by author 2014-10-16 07:10:29.
04/23/2016 11:20:40 AM · #732
One day God was hanging out in the Garden of Eden when He realized that Adam seemed sort of down-in-the-dumps. God asked Adam, "Why aren't you happy?" Adam replied that he was lonely.

God said, “Adam, I’m going to give you a companion! She will cook and clean for you, she will bear your children, and she will never wake you in the night to help care for the children. She will not nag, she will not whine, and she will wait on you hand and foot without complaining and with a smile on her face. And she will be called Woman.”

Adam said "That sounds terrific, but what's it going to cost me?". God answered, “An arm and a leg.”

Adam thought about this for a few moments, then said, “What can I get for a rib?”

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