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12/28/2012 01:50:05 AM · #1
That after January 2nd, I will rip out anyone's throat for pissing me off,

NO friggin arse BUTTER in my diet::::::: I am a Cordon Bleu CHef, NO BUTTER come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

No booze, no sugar, nothing that even resembles WHITE anything.

I am having friggin broccoli for breakfast with a stupid egg white (that does resemble spit up c^%$%&$*&^(*) in all it's glory.

I have to do this stupid arse workouts EVEN though I have just been diagnosed with arthritis in my tail bone, WhoTF gets arthritis in their tail bone (NO ONE), it doesn't do anything accept go up your arse more when you lose a lot of weight.

So again, just to reiterate:::::::::::::::: Jan 2nd"""""" NO Booze::::::: No Butter:::::::::: No Booze:::::::::::::::No BUTTER::::::::::::::: NO BUTTER

So basically, don't piss me off more than you usually do, cus there is now or will be NO friggin BUTTER in my diet....

P.S. DAY 26 after I have eaten every single white food product, gone to the Mongolian buffet and got so stinking drunk, then you all can safe again!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU ALL

XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
12/28/2012 01:51:30 AM · #2
And that is the end of this Public Broadcast............
12/28/2012 01:55:26 AM · #3
and I just broke my stupid nail...............
12/30/2012 06:21:08 PM · #4
Originally posted by JulietNN:

and I just broke my stupid nail...............


One hesitates to ask (but one does anyhow...) how did you break your nail?
12/30/2012 06:25:14 PM · #5
Originally posted by sfalice:

Originally posted by JulietNN:

and I just broke my stupid nail...............


One hesitates to ask (but one does anyhow...) how did you break your nail?


Got stuck on a vocal cord?
12/30/2012 06:26:32 PM · #6
Punching the last "enter" key extra hard I imagine...
12/30/2012 06:27:24 PM · #7
But tell us this, what's the point of spending 24 days cleansing yourself if you're just gonna top off on the same delicious crap all over again?
12/30/2012 06:33:17 PM · #8
if you want in can hold onto your 70-200/2.8 for that time just to keep it safe.
12/31/2012 05:14:25 AM · #9


Message edited by author 2012-12-31 05:17:14.
01/07/2013 07:42:18 PM · #10
all right, broke the nail hitting enter. =(

this is officially day 1

I have never pee'd so much in all my life, and I am hallicinating of thick homemade white warm bread dripping in butter and Chinese noodles.
01/07/2013 09:37:35 PM · #11
25 more days, hang in there.
01/07/2013 09:41:30 PM · #12
no, the time's being doubled for starting latte... um.. late :) roquefort! oh, um, i mean, rock steady, stay strong.
01/08/2013 09:33:51 AM · #13
These fiber drinks are a bit hard to gag down

and I was sicker than a toadstool, that is why I ended up doing it late. And I licked a potato chip yesterday =(
01/08/2013 09:39:27 AM · #14
Originally posted by JulietNN:

So again, just to reiterate:::::::::::::::: Jan 2nd"""""" NO Booze::::::: No Butter:::::::::: No Booze:::::::::::::::No BUTTER::::::::::::::: NO BUTTER
I tried doing the no booze thing once, I lasted three days. That's been my max over the last 15 years.

What's the point of the cleanse? Seems something only a masochist would attempt.
01/08/2013 10:38:26 AM · #15
Originally posted by Venser:

Originally posted by JulietNN:

So again, just to reiterate:::::::::::::::: Jan 2nd"""""" NO Booze::::::: No Butter:::::::::: No Booze:::::::::::::::No BUTTER::::::::::::::: NO BUTTER
I
....Seems something only a masochist would attempt.


You obviously never saw Juliet's early photos!
01/08/2013 07:00:51 PM · #16
well last year was pretty toxic for me, drinking too much, eating too much butter, losing too much weight down to stress etc etc. My body needs cleaning and I figured why not do it.

It isn't too bad to be honest, bar the gag horse size Omegas, 1 meal replacement shake and the fiber drink,,,,,,,,,, actually that is bad, wth am I doing to myself, I can't sleep, I pee all the time, licking a potatoe chip, would kill for a cup of coffee right now, and a big fat juicy red butter dripping steak.

But apart from that, it isn't so bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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01/08/2013 07:28:53 PM · #17
Well...if you're peeing all the time, it might be a good thing you can't fall asleep. ;)
01/08/2013 07:38:52 PM · #18
i never understood why such a drastic change in lifestyle. just cut back. everything in moderation. when you starve your body it craves what it can't have so give it what it wants but don't over indulge.
01/08/2013 08:46:55 PM · #19
but how boring would that thread be
Originally posted by mike_311:

i never understood why such a drastic change in lifestyle. just cut back. everything in moderation. when you starve your body it craves what it can't have so give it what it wants but don't over indulge.
01/08/2013 09:08:16 PM · #20
Originally posted by skewsme:

but how boring would that thread be
Originally posted by mike_311:

i never understood why such a drastic change in lifestyle. just cut back. everything in moderation. when you starve your body it craves what it can't have so give it what it wants but don't over indulge.


true, i'm going to get some ice cream, anyone want any?
01/08/2013 09:11:56 PM · #21
Originally posted by mike_311:

Originally posted by skewsme:

but how boring would that thread be
Originally posted by mike_311:

i never understood why such a drastic change in lifestyle. just cut back. everything in moderation. when you starve your body it craves what it can't have so give it what it wants but don't over indulge.


true, i'm going to get some ice cream, anyone want any?

I'll join you right after I finish my big fat juicy red butter dripping steak.
01/09/2013 05:22:25 AM · #22
red butter? that's a new one to me.
01/09/2013 06:57:38 AM · #23
Originally posted by FourPointX:

red butter? that's a new one to me.

Yeah, me too. I was just quoting Juliet. Can't wait to hear her explanation. :)
01/09/2013 07:43:53 AM · #24
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by mike_311:

Originally posted by skewsme:

but how boring would that thread be
Originally posted by mike_311:

i never understood why such a drastic change in lifestyle. just cut back. everything in moderation. when you starve your body it craves what it can't have so give it what it wants but don't over indulge.


true, i'm going to get some ice cream, anyone want any?

I'll join you right after I finish my big fat juicy red butter dripping steak.


I'd say it's a lack of punctuation... 'big, fat, juicy, red, butter-dripping steak'... but red butter sounds much more interesting!
01/09/2013 12:19:24 PM · #25
Originally posted by pamb:


I'd say it's a lack of punctuation... 'big, fat, juicy, red, butter-dripping steak'... but red butter sounds much more interesting!


One of my guilty pleasures, but since I'm going "low-cholesteral", I'm right there with you Juliet. :-(
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