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01/31/2006 02:24:34 PM · #1
My wife says I am.
How many hours do you spend with your camera and computer ?

01/31/2006 02:25:57 PM · #2
my dang computer, all day at work i use one, then go home and use on somemore, playing day of defeat, or editing photos, or DPC.
ha
01/31/2006 02:26:56 PM · #3
They both give me that sweet, sweet lovin'...
01/31/2006 02:28:34 PM · #4
Actually, I am legally married to my computer. I have a marriage certificate and everything.
01/31/2006 02:31:13 PM · #5
From "The Web":

43 Reasons Computers Are Better Than Women

1. A computer can wait forever for you.
2. A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.
3. A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.
4. A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.
5. A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.
6. A computer is big in all the right places.
7. A computer never forgets your birthday.
8. A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"
9. A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"
10. A computer won't even talk about marriage.
11. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
12. A computer won't get bitchy if you're slow to respond.
13. A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.
14. A computer won't look through your checkbook.
15. A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
16. A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."
17. A computer won't shave with your razor.
18. A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.
19. Computers are easy to turn on.
20. Computers are ready when you are.
21. Computers are very responsive.
22. Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.
23. Computers do everything you tell them to.
24. Computers don't care about age differences.
25. Computers don't care if you're married.
26. Computers don't get pregnant.
27. Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.
28. Computers don't insist on foreplay.
29. Computers don't make you meet their parents.
30. Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.
31. Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.
32. Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.
33. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.
34. Computers never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.
35. Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.
36. If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.
37. Size doesn't count to a computer.
38. The average computer session lasts four hours.
39. With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.
40. You can log into several computers at once.
41. You can turn off a computer.
42. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.
43. You don't have to tell computers you love them.

Message edited by author 2006-01-31 14:37:29.
01/31/2006 02:31:52 PM · #6
No. However, I am married to the financier of my camera and computer. Sometimes I leave home without the financier. I can't leave home with the computer. I never leave home without my camera.
01/31/2006 02:32:10 PM · #7
I am married to Liz. The computer is my mistress. ;)
01/31/2006 02:35:30 PM · #8
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

43 Reasons Computers Are Better Than Women

[snip]
11. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
[snip]


Um, I'm sure I shouldn't ask for an explantion for this one...
01/31/2006 03:07:51 PM · #9
he he he...in our family we are both married to them and we understand each other so well because of that :-P
01/31/2006 03:16:37 PM · #10
afraid so, i been told to move my bed in here...... whut a good idea :))
01/31/2006 03:28:31 PM · #11
I am starting to think I am not married because of my marriage to my computer and camera!!
I swear if I am not working I am here...havent decided if that is sad, or not :)
01/31/2006 03:29:40 PM · #12
Originally posted by goodman:

afraid so, i been told to move my bed in here...... whut a good idea :))


same here...i even stay on dpc all day while at work...don't tell my boss :-o
01/31/2006 03:56:17 PM · #13
I you are married to your camera and computer can it receive benefits from your employer? If it is "sick" will insurance pay for it?

Hmmmm.
01/31/2006 04:42:32 PM · #14
well, why not a marriage in 3 :P me myself and I :)))
i'm addicted to photography but I'll always choose to marry a girl ;)
01/31/2006 04:43:37 PM · #15
my ex told me I was cheating on her with my computer and I had to choose between her and the computer...

well it's a dual 2GHz G5.. so I told her to go.. I'd keep the computer :) so now she's my ex...

now I'm into serial monogamy ;)
01/31/2006 04:45:40 PM · #16
my camera is like a gun is to someone in the army always at arms reach:)
01/31/2006 05:08:53 PM · #17
Originally posted by DanSig:

now I'm into serial monogamy ;)


That's perverse. I like it.
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