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06/20/2006 01:06:52 AM · #1
As lots of you have noticed, and some of you have taken to mocking, I spend a bunch of time in the DPC forums...usually answering questions if I can. I decided to write up the answers to the questions that I seem to answer a lot in the hopes that it might be helpful. If nothing else, it'll save me from having to retype everything. This isn't an official resource, it hasn't been approved by the Site Council - it's just a list of how I'd answer a question if it came up in the forums. I make no guarantees about my accuracy although I think I'm generally mostly right. ;)

Comments, additions, questions, etc. welcome. Feel free to share if you think it's useful.

mk's unofficial, self-authorized frequently answered questions for dpc
06/20/2006 01:08:55 AM · #2
Awesome :-)
06/20/2006 01:09:06 AM · #3
mk has made a valient attempt to become the first responder to questions. :-) Nice FAQ mk.
06/20/2006 01:11:11 AM · #4
Nice job MK, Thanks for the work. Helpful
06/20/2006 01:14:29 AM · #5
This is excellent. Thanks for the good work. It SHOULD be official.
06/20/2006 01:25:00 AM · #6
Well done mk - thanks! :-)
06/20/2006 01:27:08 AM · #7
How do I ribbon?
I have several images that scored 4.5-5.5 but no one commented, Why?
Is mk REALLY Langdons?
Which Camera/lens/do-hickey is better X or Y?
06/20/2006 01:31:17 AM · #8
How do I ribbon?
You don't.

I have several images that scored 4.5-5.5 but no one commented, Why?
You suck.

Is mk REALLY Langdons?
To the max.

Which Camera/lens/do-hickey is better X or Y?
Please send me your camera equipment for proper testing.
(I remembered to write "camera.")
06/20/2006 01:31:19 AM · #9
How do I ribbon? nudes

I have several images that scored 4.5-5.5 but no one commented, Why? wasn't nude

Is mk REALLY Langdon? She may be an incredibly cute robot created by Langdon. No one is sure.

Which Camera/lens/do-hickey is better X or Y? Y, because you already had X.
06/20/2006 01:36:08 AM · #10
Is DREW still around?
06/20/2006 01:39:02 AM · #11
Originally posted by crayon:

Is DREW still around?


No. He was too jealous of my e-relationship with Langdon and he had to leave. :/

And by that I mean he's very busy with his new company.
06/20/2006 01:42:12 AM · #12
So which M-ortal K-ombat character are you anyway?
06/20/2006 01:43:47 AM · #13
Originally posted by Megatherian:

So which M-ortal K-ombat character are you anyway?

Jade
06/20/2006 01:48:33 AM · #14
that will be very handy! especially for new dpcers
06/20/2006 01:53:04 AM · #15
I'd also like to see:

Can I take pictures of strangers / in public without permission?

Is it ok to post a pic of my 4 year old if they aren't wearing a shirt?

Why does everyone bring up cheese and nudity when fotomann's name is mentioned?

Message edited by author 2006-06-20 04:27:02.
06/20/2006 01:55:46 AM · #16
Originally posted by Megatherian:

So which M-ortal K-ombat character are you anyway?

... and perhaps even more important -- how many of the fatal moves have you practiced on unsuspecting forum goers?

The faq is a valient effort mk, I'm sure it will see lots of use.

David
06/20/2006 02:01:26 AM · #17
Originally posted by Megatherian:

Why does everyone bring up cheese and nudity when fotomann's name is mentioned?

Plato: For the greater good of a less desirable example.

Karl Marx: It was a DPC historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a man who has the daring and courage to boldly wear a cheese, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of dairy virtue? In such a manner is the princely man's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light yellow gooey stuff in its pancreas, and the relation of cheese, dairy and boobies
06/20/2006 02:04:27 AM · #18
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by Megatherian:

Why does everyone bring up cheese and nudity when fotomann's name is mentioned?

Plato: For the greater good of a less desirable example.

Karl Marx: It was a DPC historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a man who has the daring and courage to boldly wear a cheese, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of dairy virtue? In such a manner is the princely man's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light yellow gooey stuff in its pancreas, and the relation of cheese, dairy and boobies


LMFAO!
06/20/2006 02:05:42 AM · #19

Why don't my Pug photos score higher on DPC?
06/20/2006 02:11:34 AM · #20
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Why don't my Pug photos score higher on DPC?


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I have a dream, I envision a world where all pug photos will be voted highly without having their motives called
into question.

FOX MULDER: You saw it got voted average with your own eyes. How
many more pugs have to voted averagely before you believe it?

DARWIN: Pugs, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to garner less-high votes.

Linda, just joking :)

Message edited by author 2006-06-20 02:12:18.
06/20/2006 02:23:43 AM · #21
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Why don't my Pug photos score higher on DPC?


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I have a dream, I envision a world where all pug photos will be voted highly without having their motives called
into question.

FOX MULDER: You saw it got voted average with your own eyes. How
many more pugs have to voted averagely before you believe it?

DARWIN: Pugs, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
dispositioned to garner less-high votes.

Linda, just joking :)


Is this your thread? Are you MK? :p Go back to your ogling ways Crayon man
06/20/2006 02:25:10 AM · #22
MK that rocks!!! Can it be pinned so it doesn't get lost.....or made into an article?
06/20/2006 02:26:28 AM · #23
Originally posted by suemack:

MK that rocks!!! Can it be pinned so it doesn't get lost.....or made into an article?


Or a pop up that new people need to see everytime they come here or click on anything for the first 6 months :P
06/20/2006 02:29:20 AM · #24
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Go back to your ogling ways Crayon man

OK, I'm now back in ogling mode - where's my supply of snow angels? ;)
06/20/2006 02:45:11 AM · #25
I suspect that crayon is a cute little robot that MK created to save time...

;)
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