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08/13/2006 12:21:53 PM · #1
Originally posted by posthumous:

Originally posted by greatandsmall:

Originally posted by alfresco:

^ Lesbian


ROFLMAO!!!


but anyone who quotes him is also a lesbian....

oh d@mn!!


OOPs! How's that? Believe it or not, I have one of the rare few husbands who is glad I'm not a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just don't have room for any extra people in our relationship.

Funny joke, Eugene:)
08/12/2006 12:52:53 AM · #2
The Country Bumpkin

A country bumpkin lived in the country all his life, but he decided it was time he saw the city. He'd never been and he was VERY sheltered. So he begins to walk early one morning and by the time it's dark, he's in the city at a nightclub. The only empty seat in the club is next to a women so he goes over.

"Ma'am, can I sit here?"

"No!! I'm a lesbian. Go away."

He's now confused because he has no idea what a lesbian is. "OK, but can I sit down? I'm very tired."

"No. I'm a lesbian and you can't have sex with me."

He's still really confused and she can see he is.

"You don't understand, do you?"

"No ma'am."

"See that pretty lady over there? Well tonight I'm going to take her home, take off all her clothes and make mad love to her all night long."

Now that he understands, he starts to cry.

"What the hell are you crying for!?"

"I think I'm a lesbian, too."
08/11/2006 10:53:54 PM · #3
Originally posted by Pedxer:

And so it was that over the course of only a few hours, DP Challenge became the internet's number one dating site.......

You mean number one Lesbian dating site. Who'da thunk?
08/11/2006 10:48:09 PM · #4
Originally posted by greatandsmall:

Originally posted by alfresco:

<-- Lesbian


ROFLMAO!!!


but anyone who quotes him is also a lesbian....

oh d@mn!!
08/11/2006 07:24:32 PM · #5
Originally posted by alfresco:

<-- Lesbian


ROFLMAO!!!
08/11/2006 07:21:52 PM · #6
<-- Lesbian
08/11/2006 07:19:02 PM · #7
nah I'm fine...

(it's all acting :P)
08/11/2006 07:18:26 PM · #8
Need tissues? A shoulder to cry on???

08/11/2006 07:11:11 PM · #9
Originally posted by LadyRen:

Originally posted by posthumous:

Originally posted by biteme:

huh?

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh boooohooooooooo :(*


It's not fair to cry! oh, alright, you can stay...


Good tactic! Tears get them every time...


:D
08/11/2006 07:08:01 PM · #10
Originally posted by posthumous:

Originally posted by biteme:

huh?

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh boooohooooooooo :(*


It's not fair to cry! oh, alright, you can stay...


Good tactic! Tears get them every time...
08/11/2006 09:04:10 AM · #11
Originally posted by biteme:

huh?

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh boooohooooooooo :(*


It's not fair to cry! oh, alright, you can stay...
08/11/2006 06:25:36 AM · #12
now thats really funny! glad you could find some humor in it.

Originally posted by HBunch:

Originally posted by Chinabun:

i'm not a lesbian.


DAMNIT!

08/11/2006 03:16:34 AM · #13
Originally posted by Chinabun:

i'm not a lesbian.


DAMNIT!

Message edited by author 2006-08-11 03:16:44.
08/11/2006 01:29:38 AM · #14
Originally posted by posthumous:

I vote for Art as Homecoming King AND Homecoming Queen. And I vote biteme as Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of Team Suck


huh?

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh boooohooooooooo :(*
08/11/2006 12:23:42 AM · #15
And so it was that over the course of only a few hours, DP Challenge became the internet's number one dating site.......
08/10/2006 11:46:37 PM · #16
<splashes self with ice water>
08/10/2006 10:48:16 PM · #17
cat fight
08/10/2006 10:43:10 PM · #18
Originally posted by yanko:



Cindi is going to be pissed. :P


Awww...are you jealous? It's alright babe...you can have Bear next week!
08/10/2006 10:42:04 PM · #19
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by Judi:

Well it seems Leroy hasn't come back to me so it looks like I am dateless. Who wants to be my date?


Forget all them; I'm currently available...

R.


Cindi is going to be pissed. :P
08/10/2006 10:26:09 PM · #20
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by Judi:

Well it seems Leroy hasn't come back to me so it looks like I am dateless. Who wants to be my date?


Forget all them; I'm currently available...

R.


Ohhh baby!! ....swoon...
08/10/2006 10:25:10 PM · #21
Originally posted by Judi:

Well it seems Leroy hasn't come back to me so it looks like I am dateless. Who wants to be my date?


Forget all them; I'm currently available...

R.
08/10/2006 10:21:12 PM · #22
Originally posted by yanko:

Originally posted by posthumous:

I vote for Art as Homecoming King AND Homecoming Queen. And I vote biteme as Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of Team Suck


So where does Godzilla fit in all of this? I don't think you want to piss him off.


Godzilla is the flower girl.....hahahahaha!!
08/10/2006 10:19:12 PM · #23
Originally posted by posthumous:

I vote for Art as Homecoming King AND Homecoming Queen. And I vote biteme as Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of Team Suck


So where does Godzilla fit in all of this? I don't think you want to piss him off.
08/10/2006 10:17:57 PM · #24
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by posthumous:

I vote for Art as Homecoming King AND Homecoming Queen. And I vote biteme as Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of Team Suck

Cool. I'll wear fishnets. ...and so will me queen. :)


Now I wanna see Art in fishnets!!!
08/10/2006 06:45:19 PM · #25
Originally posted by posthumous:

I vote for Art as Homecoming King AND Homecoming Queen. And I vote biteme as Most Likely To Get Kicked Out Of Team Suck

Cool. I'll wear fishnets. ...and so will me queen. :)
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