|The Country Bumpkin
A country bumpkin lived in the country all his life, but he decided it was time he saw the city. He'd never been and he was VERY sheltered. So he begins to walk early one morning and by the time it's dark, he's in the city at a nightclub. The only empty seat in the club is next to a women so he goes over.
"Ma'am, can I sit here?"
"No!! I'm a lesbian. Go away."
He's now confused because he has no idea what a lesbian is. "OK, but can I sit down? I'm very tired."
"No. I'm a lesbian and you can't have sex with me."
He's still really confused and she can see he is.
"You don't understand, do you?"
"See that pretty lady over there? Well tonight I'm going to take her home, take off all her clothes and make mad love to her all night long."
Now that he understands, he starts to cry.
"What the hell are you crying for!?"
"I think I'm a lesbian, too."