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04/14/2008 09:35:59 AM · #1
Originally posted by SteveJ:

Originally posted by chris48083:

Originally posted by Judi:

Originally posted by SteveJ:

What happens to bit they take out of doughnuts, so they get the hole?? Totally random question:))


I eat them!


what about the missing sock that the dryer seems to eat?


That one was solved years ago, all dryers and washing machine have a black hole inbuilt, and every leap they spew out the odds!! Look out cos this year is a leap year. All those odds are coming back to haunt you, cos you know you threw the others three years ago:))


NO! NO! NO! NO!

Socks don't disappear in the dryer. The dryer actually makes socks from the lint coming off of the rest of your clothes. DUH!
04/14/2008 07:23:53 AM · #2
Why do threads on DPC never stay on topic? :P
04/13/2008 11:54:54 PM · #3
Originally posted by rodneyg:

Originally posted by BeeCee:

Dog licenses are cheaper if your dog is neutered.
Does the same go for marriage licenses?


The neutering usually comes after being married, doesn't it?


Nahhh, it starts on the first date; men just don't realise until after the wedding, when it's not so easy to bolt :)
04/13/2008 09:53:35 PM · #4
Originally posted by BeeCee:

Dog licenses are cheaper if your dog is neutered.
Does the same go for marriage licenses?


Oh my God!!! I'm so going to have to borrow this question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04/13/2008 09:10:16 PM · #5
Originally posted by Love6:

why is it people don't seem to -hear- the word single when you have a child and they keep saying 'your husband or your spouse, or your partner' in conversations referring to your child or going out? (newest pet peeve of mine)
I was out with some friends of mine...who know very well that I'm single and my son lives with me. Had my son along. We were playing softball. One of them said not to get his clothes too dirty because his mom would have to wash them. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
04/13/2008 09:08:49 PM · #6
and where exactly did the phrase "pet peeve" come from!? Did someone have a pet named peeve? poor pet... must have been a pain in the ***...

Message edited by author 2008-04-13 21:09:11.
04/13/2008 09:08:06 PM · #7
why is it people don't seem to -hear- the word single when you have a child and they keep saying 'your husband or your spouse, or your partner' in conversations referring to your child or going out? (newest pet peeve of mine)
04/13/2008 01:11:30 AM · #8
Why is the word "innuendo" actually an innuendo itself?
04/12/2008 10:09:17 PM · #9
Originally posted by dknourek:

How come there are never an equal number of hotdogs to hotdog buns?

Mr. Magorium is wondering the same thing :)
03/31/2008 09:02:04 PM · #10
Originally posted by tootsweet:

42

I would like the question with that answer please.

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

The question..."What is 6 times 9?"

Now you know why everything is all messed up.

*"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."*


amazing book/movie.
03/31/2008 08:28:58 PM · #11
42

I would like the question with that answer please.

The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

The question..."What is 6 times 9?"

Now you know why everything is all messed up.

*"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."*
03/31/2008 08:08:36 PM · #12
Why do I spend so much time on DPC?

Because of things like this...

Originally posted by Judi:


Sugar Glass


No, wait, that's a Jeopardy answer.
03/31/2008 07:59:08 PM · #13
Originally posted by JulietNN:

WHen you are in the ER in a tiny little room with a split open tunic thing on, why does the Doctor always ask " And how are you today"

I am in the *&^%$#@ ER showing you my arse through this tunic in pain, how do you think I am.

So why is it, we all just say.\\

"I'm fine thanks, how are you???


Because it makes them feel all the more superior...knowing that if they say something you don't want to hear...you can't exactly back out of the room...lol!
03/31/2008 07:55:40 PM · #14
WHen you are in the ER in a tiny little room with a split open tunic thing on, why does the Doctor always ask " And how are you today"

I am in the *&^%$#@ ER showing you my arse through this tunic in pain, how do you think I am.

So why is it, we all just say.\\

"I'm fine thanks, how are you???
03/31/2008 07:49:54 PM · #15
Originally posted by Judi:

Originally posted by smardaz:

why does it hurt when i pee?


Because you forgot to undo your zipper!


No...he forgot to put the cow in the barn before zipping up the last time:)
03/31/2008 07:42:59 PM · #16
Originally posted by smardaz:

why does it hurt when i pee?


Because you forgot to undo your zipper!
03/31/2008 07:31:55 PM · #17
why does it hurt when i pee?
03/31/2008 07:13:15 PM · #18
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:

42


I would like the question with that answer please.
03/31/2008 06:45:50 PM · #19
Originally posted by SoulMan1978:

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
03/31/2008 06:43:44 PM · #20
Originally posted by BeeCee:

Dog licenses are cheaper if your dog is neutered.
Does the same go for marriage licenses?


The neutering usually comes after being married, doesn't it?
03/31/2008 06:37:11 PM · #21
42
03/31/2008 06:30:10 PM · #22
Originally posted by dknourek:

How come there are never an equal number of hotdogs to hotdog buns?


AMEN.
03/31/2008 06:27:18 PM · #23
Originally posted by SteveJ:

What happens to bit they take out of doughnuts, so they get the hole?? Totally random question:))


Every Canadian knows that's where TimBits come from!
03/31/2008 06:25:17 PM · #24
Dog licenses are cheaper if your dog is neutered.
Does the same go for marriage licenses?

03/31/2008 06:07:59 PM · #25
Originally posted by mpeters:

Why don't they have separate lines at the QuickieMart for those poor souls buying lottery tickets? All I want is a Snapple...


Because good come to those who wait!
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