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02/20/2009 12:26:32 PM · #1
maybe - when idiots stop sending them money...


02/20/2009 12:17:08 PM · #2
OMG.....lol will they ever stop with this scam
02/20/2009 12:14:54 PM · #3
A new Spin on the Nigerian Scam: Now the Nigerian Government wants your information so they can send you compensation for the previous attempted scams!!!

From: FEDERAL HIGH COURT <morganassocaitee35@earthlink.net>
Subject: NOTIFICATION FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT
To:
Date: Thursday, February 19, 2009, 6:15 PM

19TH OF FEBRUARY 2009

FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA.
COOPERATE HEADQUARTERS
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS STATE
NIGERIA
barrmorganassociate009@live.com

This is to bring to your notice that your e-mail address was found among the
list of foreigner's that were scammed by some Nigerian Fraudster. It might
interest you to know that we signed an agreement with the UNITED NATION, during
our meeting this year with our PRESIDENT Commander In-Chief Federal Republic of
Nigeria, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA and the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
(FBI) to fight against this and to return all contract funds that has been
stolen and as well compensate all the people that have been scammed too. To this
effect, A total sum of ($75,000.00) United State Dollars have been set aside for
compensation which will be delivered to your door step in form of an ATM card,
by an accredited diplomatic courier.

Endeavor to contact the chamber in charge which is currently been headed by
Barrister MORGAN ODUNYEMI.You are to deal directly with him and do what so ever
you are asked to do because that is the only way you will achieve success in the
delivery of your funds to you as designated:

Name: Barrister MORGAN ODUNYEMI (Esq).
Private E-mail Address: barrmorganassociate009@live.com

Also we can not do anything at this juncture without getting the below
information from you:

Your Full Name.........
Your home address.......
Telephone number..........
Your occupation...........
Country........................
Zip code.......................
Any form of identification of yourself........

Please we demand an urgent response prior to this matter and to work with us so
as to enable us track those Miscreants and also send their information to the
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) so that they can carry out their
investigations in the USA immediately because those Miscreants have agent's
all over the country and we are now working with the internet operation such as
YAHOOMAIL, HOTMAIL, AOL,the Nigeria police and also the Economic Financial Crime
Commission (EFCC) so that the scam can be eradicated in this country, hence i
want you to follow your fund code (NG29820FGN) , this code has been given to you
by the Federal high court of Nigeria . You are to keep this code for security
purposes.

Note that every beneficiary will be responsible for processing fees/Court
Application Form which cannot be deducted from the fund, It must be paid upfront
before your fund will be released to you. The processing fee is only $240
United State Dollars. We await your urgent response in regards to this mater so
as to enable us serve you better.

Thanks,

Best Regard,

Barrister Morgan Odunyemi.
Federal High Court Of Nigeria.
barrmorganassociate009@live.com

01/18/2009 07:04:24 PM · #4
only one ?

is that kind of like an anti-prodigy
01/16/2009 01:23:59 PM · #5
I remember a few years ago someone sold "nothing" on ebay and got $10 for it. It was kind of incredible - it did not even come it a box - it was literally nothing. A fool is born everyday I guess.
01/16/2009 01:18:49 PM · #6
Originally posted by karmat:

I can't decide if I feel for these people or annoyed with them (the ones who fall).


Neither.... Just plain greed and stupidity and neither can be fixed.... They will lose their money some how, so what's the difference.

I remember years ago someone got in trouble for putting an add in the paper saying to send $ to a po box.... Never promised a thing and yet got $ - IMO they should have got to keep the money.
01/16/2009 12:13:48 PM · #7
well he would saved a ton of money - had he not dropped and broken the bottle of formula... ;)

dumbass...

Originally posted by karmat:

I can't decide if I feel for these people or annoyed with them (the ones who fall).

120K for a formula to take a mark off a bill so that it is "legal tender?" yeeaaaaaa. ok.

01/16/2009 10:39:42 AM · #8
Originally posted by digitalpins:

Originally posted by JimiRose:

This guy just lost out big to those cheeky Nigerian scammers...

What an idiot.


lol just wow.......he went through all of that and it never dawned on him that it was a scam


I can't decide if I feel for these people or annoyed with them (the ones who fall).

120K for a formula to take a mark off a bill so that it is "legal tender?" yeeaaaaaa. ok.
01/16/2009 10:27:12 AM · #9
Originally posted by JimiRose:

This guy just lost out big to those cheeky Nigerian scammers...

What an idiot.


lol just wow.......he went through all of that and it never dawned on him that it was a scam
01/16/2009 10:02:15 AM · #10
This guy just lost out big to those cheeky Nigerian scammers...

What an idiot.
12/24/2008 04:16:18 AM · #11
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by bergiekat:

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by bergiekat:

Oh, LOOKEY!!! I feel so special...this came in my email today!!

NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE FUND VALUED OF USD15.5M. and...it came from SENATOR David Mark. (rolls eyes...) roflmao!


notice the CAPS...


Erm, this is bogus, lol! It was cut and pasted directly from the email. Next time will retype to remove the caps.


no, i mean, those scammers always type in caps, do u notice that?
its like they have shortsightedness or something


Oh...Duh! LOL! I misread what you were meaning, lol...my bad. :P
12/23/2008 10:10:05 PM · #12
Gene, be careful. Just when you think you're very clever, you set yourself up for a fall. Haven't you seen the movie, "The Color of Money"? It is a prime ingredient of scams to make the "patsy" feel like they are the smart one taking advantage of the situation because of their superior intelligence and "street smarts". I certainly don't want to offend you, as I sense you are pushing this thread as a public service. For that, I thank you. But, please don't underestimate the people with whom you are toying. There are countries with thousands of hackers with abilities beyond my comprehension. "Nigeria" may be a euphemism for another hotbed of hacker activity. I wouldn't spit into the wind so much, if I were you. This is in no way a threat of any kind. I just sense that the old saying might have some validity.... "He who laughs last, laughs best." And, I think you were the one to laugh first.

I've enjoyed reading the thread, but it makes me worry for your safety in this very unsafe Internet world.

Message edited by author 2008-12-23 22:13:10.
12/23/2008 09:37:27 PM · #13
Originally posted by bergiekat:

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by bergiekat:

Oh, LOOKEY!!! I feel so special...this came in my email today!!

NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE FUND VALUED OF USD15.5M. and...it came from SENATOR David Mark. (rolls eyes...) roflmao!


notice the CAPS...


Erm, this is bogus, lol! It was cut and pasted directly from the email. Next time will retype to remove the caps.


no, i mean, those scammers always type in caps, do u notice that?
its like they have shortsightedness or something
12/23/2008 09:21:21 PM · #14
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by bergiekat:

Oh, LOOKEY!!! I feel so special...this came in my email today!!

NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE FUND VALUED OF USD15.5M. and...it came from SENATOR David Mark. (rolls eyes...) roflmao!


notice the CAPS...


Erm, this is bogus, lol! It was cut and pasted directly from the email. Next time will retype to remove the caps.
12/23/2008 09:07:17 PM · #15
Originally posted by bergiekat:

Oh, LOOKEY!!! I feel so special...this came in my email today!!

NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE FUND VALUED OF USD15.5M. and...it came from SENATOR David Mark. (rolls eyes...) roflmao!


notice the CAPS...
12/23/2008 08:41:33 PM · #16
Oh, LOOKEY!!! I feel so special...this came in my email today!!

NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/ INHERITANCE FUND VALUED OF USD15.5M. and...it came from SENATOR David Mark. (rolls eyes...) roflmao!
12/22/2008 05:26:17 PM · #17
I'm guessing Mark went into the Western Union office, asked the worker to plow his hiney, and now he's mysteriously gone missing...
12/16/2008 07:32:38 PM · #18
Originally posted by cdrice:

What happened? No more replies from Marky-Mark and his Funky Bunch?


Maybe it wasn't all a hoax and the nigerian lover really did come to deliver the million dollars to taterbug! if that's the case, he's probably laughing his arse off right now while sitting on the beach of some fiji island...LOL
12/16/2008 07:29:27 PM · #19
Darn, was hoping the bump meant an update.

I got my first Nigerian scam text msg on my phone yesterday. Aren't the emails enough??
12/16/2008 07:21:53 PM · #20
What happened? No more replies from Marky-Mark and his Funky Bunch?
12/09/2008 11:52:58 PM · #21
very entertaining..I get a new one of these almost every week..
12/09/2008 08:58:52 PM · #22
I actually lol'd at this... and I've been having a not-so-perfect day. Thanks for making me laugh.

Too funny!
12/09/2008 08:49:21 PM · #23
As classic as some of your replies have been, I fed them into Babble to see what it could come up with. It still needs a few more replies, I think, before it can refine the language enough to make a little more sense, but if you REALLY want to mess with his brain, cut and paste some of these gems in your next reply...

Courtesy of Babble, using only your messages to Mark for input analysis:

---

Hello my lovely little twinkie dude,

Mr. Adams,

As for was a case of live gerbils from Rod Stewart to dinner here. I said I would send you the hospitality of my dearest Mark Adams,

Please let me know if there will be the envy of my home. Do you the $89,74 One Thousand One Hundred American Dollars by Western Union Office. Of course I had big plans for us. I offered you the money before my pubes grow back. I can tell you the moneys via your gerbil is doing just fine. I think we may have a wonderful future together. Would you like to send to you. I can't wait for your arrival. I need to know that likes to drink PBRs and have a box of PBR's, we can blow each other, that would be enough, so please Mark, please let me know if the 9861 USDollars will be the envy of my compulsive disord disease, chair and plenty of PBR. And I'll warm up a picture. I got back from sending the $18,33 One Thousand One Hundred American Dollars that I sent you the secret question. You are such, you might find a photograph of you to pick up the good work.

It is against my religion to make fun of my compulsive disorder disease, I sent it to you. I know if the 2219 USDollars is enough, we can shotgun some PBRs and I think even after my brain. All you want to join in our little fisting world wide web. So is that why you did not get the money. I sent to you on the picture? I checked at the Western Union office is right down to the premium testicle surgery.

I was trying to follow the timing could stay in minutes.

Mr. Adams, my lovely Mr. Adams, Lagos Nigeria office said hey have received it, an remember, "Excuse me plowing would be a nice hotel an is going wonderful now, that when you stopped to think about all that PBR, plow-festing, and the man there is a lot of PBR there, to make my USDollars. The thought of being you gives her weeping sores time to stop weeping. You are you messing with me and shatter all my attention and are waiting for you too. Maybe while I am worried about is finding you at the airport, and plenty of green jello from you so badly need it. All I need of a company that names themselves after a couple of PBR's, we may have a very special connection brewing It is enough, a few cases of twinkies."

As for the personal service. Do you need to travel here. Plus a nice little twinkie, I think I love you.

It is still waiting for you?

With all my attention and loving fistly affection. I have a group fisting party.

Arthur

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12/09/2008 04:49:20 PM · #24
This is such a riot :P
12/09/2008 04:14:11 PM · #25
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