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11/27/2008 10:45:10 AM · #26
OMG, lmao...you need to get back on your meds, rofl!!
I love your responses!!
11/27/2008 10:47:41 AM · #27
I hope Obama doesn't get pissed that you turned Nigeria on to the White House. Does Kenya and Nigeria get along?

Originally posted by taterbug:

So, the story continues- (WARNING- MY RESPONSE BELOW IS RUDE, CRUDE, GRAPHIC, OFFENSIVE, OFF COLOR, AND PLAIN GROSS, READ ON AT YOUR OWN PERIL)

From the lottery guy-

Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
#2 Chevron Drive Lekki Peninsula PMB 12825.LAGOS STATE , NIGERIA. FROM THE DESK OF CHEVRON-TEXACO LOTTERY DEPARTMENT. Dear Arthur Dent, You are required to fill the form below and send scanned copy of either your driver's licence,I.d Card, international passport (photo page) or any other legally identifying document and send to us for identification purposes by the Courier delivery Company to deliver your parcel. pls note that the secret question and answer will be asked at the point of delivery by the Courier Delivery Team/Men on the spot of delivery before handing your parcel funds over to you.NAME OF RECIEVER
RECIEVER ADDRESS/COUNTRY
DIRECT PHONE #
SECRET QUESTION
ANSWER
Once again,the entire staff and i of this company Congratulates you as been one of this Month's Lottery Winner.I did be incharge of your Lottery Winnings Funds.Do feel very free to call me at anytime you so desire for any clearification. Best Regards, MR MARK ADAMS.(Lottery Claims Agent).+234-805-986-4143.

AND, MY REPLY-

Ah, my dearest, studly little Mr. Adams,

It is so good to hear from you so quickly-dickly! I am so anxious to get my 1,000.000 US dollars. I have been doing some figuring, and I think even after my gonad operations, chair and plenty of twinkies, there will be some significant US dollars left over. It is so exciting. I am thinking of taking my wife's cousin on vacation to my own private Idaho. She is homely like a warthog, but puts out after 1 or 2 PBR's. And the good thing is, my wife doesn't mind me plowing her ugly cousin, because it gives her weeping sores time to stop weeping. You are such a great person. When you come to deliver my US Dollars to me, I think I will kiss you right in the ear! Then I will take you out to dinner here. I will take you to a very special mexican restaurant near my place, it is quite romantic and the food is exquisite. The place is called Taco Bell. Maybe after a couple of PBR's, we can plow each other, that would be great fun. I think we may have a wonderful future together. Would you like to go to my private Idaho with me? There is a lot of PBR there, the plowing would be very gelatinous.

Anyways, here is my information that you require-

Name of Reciever- Dent, Arthur Dent

Reciever Address/Country- 1600 Pennsyvania Ave. , DC, America (FucK YEaH !!)

Direct Phone #- 1-800-328-7448

Secret Question- Excuse me sir, would you plow my hiney?

Answer- Why yes, I would, I have a load of pineapples right here!



I can't wait to see you and get my US Dollars!

See you soon,

With respect and affection,

Your loving plow boy,

Arthur
11/27/2008 11:10:05 AM · #28
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11/27/2008 08:44:55 PM · #29
Nothing new yet today, the Nigerian Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company must have taken today off! :-)
11/29/2008 05:43:24 PM · #30
Hey, he's still on!

Dear Winner,
I got your mail in good faith and i want let you know that what you want me to do for is very defficulte for me to do, due to my job, but as our winner you are, i must to due what that will make you happy.

I have informed my boss consined what want me to do for you and my boss also said that i should go ahead and do it for you, i have confirm the flight ticket prize from my country to country and both all the expances it will cost you 1100 US Dollars, So, is for you to check and know if you can be able to pay the money.

NB: You can now activate your delivery as a Non residential NIGERIA citizen, by making your payment in the nearest WESTERN UNION office in the amount of $1100 U S Dollars to our Account Officer as instructed below.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTION:

SENDER NAME:Arthur Dent
RECIEVER NAME MR MARK ADAMS
DESTINATION:LAGOS NIGERIA
AMOUNT SENT:_________$1100
FIRST QUESTION_______
ANSWER______________


Please do call me after the payment, so that i could contact the Delivery Agent to commerce with the instant delivry of your consignment to you.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,
MR MARK ADAMS,
(Lottery Claims Agent).
+234-805-986-4143.

AND MY RESPONSE-

Ah, Mr. Adams, my sweetest little pineapple darling,

So good to hear from you! This is beginning to feel like we have a very special connection brewing. It is such wonderful news that you are coming in person to deliver my USDollars. THe thought of seeing you gives warm oozy sensations to my nether regions. I can hear the Taco Bell dumpster calling. Before you arrive, I'll be sure to stock up on green jello and pineapples, and plenty of PBR. And I'll warm up some gerbils for you too. Maybe while you are here, if the wife's sores aren't weeping too much, we can invite her ugly cousin over and the four of us can have a rip roaring plow-fest! I better get a few cases of twinkies.

As for the 1100 dollars, I don't think that it is enough. I think I should send a little more than that. You never know, you might find a stewardess that likes to shotgun PBRs and play hide the sausage in the luggage compartment. Why don't I just send you 2000 USDollars, just to be sure. If there is extra, you can call it a bonus for your kindness and professionalism. After all, when you arrive I will be a millionaire, just like Jed Clampett. I'm so happy your boss is allowing you to come here. He must be a great man. Maybe someday I will visit you guys, and we can shotgun some PBRs and have a group fisting party.

Please let me know if the 2000 USDollars will be enough, or do you think you'll need more. I can't wait to see you and exchange bodily fluids. Keep up the good work.

With the deepest admiration and lust,

Your loving studly fist boy,

Arthur

11/29/2008 06:05:25 PM · #31
I can't believe it has gone on this far!
11/29/2008 06:17:21 PM · #32
This getting better and better!
11/29/2008 06:28:25 PM · #33
Originally posted by taterbug:

Hey, he's still on!
[BS omitted]


What do you do when a telemarketer calls? (I can't wait to hear this...)
11/29/2008 06:34:30 PM · #34
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11/29/2008 06:35:03 PM · #35
Interesting to note how their english gets worse with each step. They must obviously all start with the same basic form letters, but they have to rely on their own skills to finish the deal :-)

With the amount you see these things, it seems there must be some people out their actually foolish enough to fall for this. I find that utterly amazing...and also a bit sad.

I've tried having some fun with these kind of guys before, and maybe get a response or 2, but this one is so far the most tenacious. I'm really hoping for another reply, for then I will spring my big plan on the boys! And, I really hope that they truly think I'm a live one, and follow through for me!!! :-D

hehe, I use to like messing with the telephone sales people too :-)
11/29/2008 07:40:09 PM · #36
+234-805-986-4143



You should call this number from a pay phone just to see who answers.
11/29/2008 08:43:22 PM · #37
Originally posted by taterbug:

With the amount you see these things, it seems there must be some people out their actually foolish enough to fall for this. I find that utterly amazing...and also a bit sad.


There was just a big news story about this... I remember seeing a video on cnn.com, I think. I did a little searching and couldn't find it, but here and here are news stories about it. So sad, nearly unbelievable, but supposedly true.

I still have a copy of the old PC program "Babble" which would spout almost-understandable-nonsense, based on input files you give it... I keep collecting my Nigerian lottery emails for Babble input, and when I have enough (soon), I will unleash it's nonsense back in the form of (very very long) replies.

Originally posted by taterbug:

hehe, I use to like messing with the telephone sales people too :-)


I have two tactics with telemarketers --

The first, actual useful one, I won't share because I don't want to give away my secret, but I'm very sure I quickly convince them they have called a number they shouldn't have... ;)

The second, less-used, but slightly more interesting one is to pretend they have called a naughty phone sex operator. Some of those conversations have been very short -- some.... umm, not so short. :D The strangest one was when the telemarketer, having no idea what to make of my ...... ideas? ...... got their supervisor on the line with us. Without missing a beat, I told her that was fine with me, but I charged double for couples.
11/29/2008 09:09:05 PM · #38
Hilarious!! A friend of mine was able to string along a scammer for a while, with a similar style of writing, but yours is better. I forget how it ended but it was fun to watch the correspondance go back and forth. I'm sure photos were exchanged too. (Fake ones, of course)

Sadly, my mother in law was conned by one once, she lost $700 of her money..but I think she has learned her lesson.
11/29/2008 09:35:40 PM · #39
Delightful, taterboy! I think the offering of money, a little more each time, is brilliant, and now I am waiting to see how long this can last.
11/29/2008 09:49:21 PM · #40
Geno, think of the camera gear you can buy also. You can get a D90 with that video option and you can film all the PBR fun.
12/02/2008 05:35:55 PM · #41
hehe, I think they are getting a little antsy :-)

Dear Arthur Dent

Your Attention needed here in nigeria.

Best Regards,
MR MARK ADAMS,
(Lottery Claims Agent)

MY RESPONSE-

My dearest Mark,

You have all my attention and loving fistly affection. I have been waiting for you to tell me if the 2000 USDollars is enough money. As soon as you let me know, I will send you the moneys via your Western Union. Although I am leary of a company that names themselves after a movie genre. Maybe they like John Wayne. Before I send you the 2000 US Dolloars, can you give me some details. I will pick you up at the airport. What do you look like? I need to know how to find you. You can make a sign to hold up. You can put my secret question on the sign, then I can tell you the secret answer so you will know it is me and not some unscrupulous jello salesman. I will rent one of those big stretch hummers, like you see in the rap music videos. I wonder if they come with all those girls with the big luscious hineys. My wife's cousin's booty used to look like that, until that little mishap with the pony. Anyway, I will have a box of ice cold PBR and red hot gerbils waiting in the limo. I want to throw a big party while I have the limo. You know, a kind of 'Hummers in the Hummer' type of thing. I have some friends that want to join in our plowfest. Is that fine with you?

So let me know if the 2000 USDollars is enough, so I can send it to you. I can't wait for your arrival. I need to hurry so I can get the money before my pubes grow back. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

With sincerest sympathy and lust,

your lovey-dovey hummer dude,

Arthur

12/02/2008 06:15:25 PM · #42
I think they are pulling the plug. Nice ride, though.
12/03/2008 05:17:48 AM · #43
Lmao, this is hilarious.
12/03/2008 05:37:03 AM · #44
And then ... and then???
I want to know how it goes on.

Great read BTW.
12/03/2008 08:51:06 AM · #45
Hehe... red hot gerbils. :-D
12/03/2008 11:41:43 AM · #46
If the Grand Prize is a Cruise on a luxury liner along Africa's Pirate Coast, forget it.
12/03/2008 11:55:38 AM · #47
too funny.

you should sign up with the something awful crew

Message edited by author 2008-12-03 11:56:29.
12/03/2008 01:42:04 PM · #48
Well, I'm even luckier than you! Today alone I have a dying woman leaving me her $10.5 mill AND I won Nokia's online lottery for 750 thou pounds! Neener, neener :D
12/03/2008 01:51:24 PM · #49
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12/03/2008 02:01:24 PM · #50
Sure! And while you're here.... you think I could borrow a few thousand to help the poor beleagured lawyer get my cash to me? I'll only be for a few days, I promise!
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