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09/12/2009 11:57:47 AM · #276
A: Well it wouldn't be Hot Springs Arkansas.

Q: What is a spring anyway?
09/12/2009 12:04:30 PM · #277
Originally posted by David Ey:

A: Well it wouldn't be Hot Springs Arkansas.

Q: What is a spring anyway?


A: A season between winter and summer.

Q: Why are all snowflakes different?
09/12/2009 12:46:45 PM · #278
Originally posted by VitaminB:

Q: Why are all snowflakes different?


A: it's a molecular thing - has anyone really proven it ?

Q: why do my dogs like to eat grass clippings and crab apples ?
09/12/2009 02:01:37 PM · #279
I was to slow

Message edited by author 2009-09-12 14:02:02.
09/12/2009 02:13:16 PM · #280
A: It's nature's way of making crabgrass.

Q: Why can't I come up with a decent question?
09/12/2009 03:01:17 PM · #281
Originally posted by K10DGuy:

Q: Why can't I come up with a decent question?


A: Because you're not living in the creative zone.

Q: What is your quest?
09/12/2009 03:42:49 PM · #282
Q: What is your quest?

A: My quest is "Galaxy Quest" !

Q: What is the freezing temperature of ocean water?


09/12/2009 04:15:40 PM · #283
A: Above the freezing temperature of Mercury, and below the freezing temperature of cream.

Q: Why do people keep asking questions that try for definitive answers that are easily looked up on google? How boring.
09/12/2009 04:58:14 PM · #284
Q: Why do people keep asking questions that try for definitive answers that are easily looked up on google? How boring.

A: Because they are too literal and without imagination.

Q: What is the secret about men with big feet?
09/12/2009 07:46:45 PM · #285

What is the secret about men with big feet?

A. They stink more.

Q. Why do women want to have big hair?

09/12/2009 08:06:50 PM · #286
Why do women want to have big hair?

A. To draw attention from their big Buts!

Q. Should I hide from the lovely ladies on DPC for the next week?

09/12/2009 08:15:49 PM · #287
A: No, they will be all right with your comment but you might want to watch out for the ugly ones.

Q: Why are there so many ugly women in Oklahoma?
09/12/2009 08:32:05 PM · #288
A. Someone has to raise the standard of attractiveness there.

Q. Why are there so many jerks in Texas?
09/12/2009 08:42:32 PM · #289
A: There are no jerks in Texas.

Q: Do you have any more dumbass questions?
09/12/2009 08:58:05 PM · #290
A: Yes I do! Problem is, if the question isn't dumbed down, the thread stalls for days at a time. (Of course, due to time it takes for googling..or reading)

Q: What defines beauty, and how is beauty measured?

Message edited by author 2009-09-12 21:11:32.
09/12/2009 09:12:41 PM · #291
A: A RulerBeholder

Q: When will Brett Favre retire?

Message edited by author 2009-09-12 21:13:14.
09/12/2009 09:17:12 PM · #292

A: When Rambo 5 comes out. or not until he gets hurt...or will he? Played with a torn bicep last year.

Q: What is divine proportion?

09/12/2009 09:23:32 PM · #293
A: peaceful ratios

Q: How do I explain to my husband that I want a Speedlite?
09/12/2009 09:26:11 PM · #294
A: Cut him off until he get you one.

Q: Do you know where he is getting it?
09/12/2009 10:03:30 PM · #295
Q: Do you know where he is getting it?

A: From his side-dish.

Q: Why do people believe everything they read on the internet?

09/12/2009 10:15:40 PM · #296
A: Beats believing everything your uncle tells you in the dark of night.

Q: Or was that just my uncle?
09/12/2009 10:40:07 PM · #297
A: Your uncle too eh? Maybe we're related. . . :)

Q: If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
09/12/2009 10:56:01 PM · #298
Q: If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

A: Yes, and then he has to rub his eyes.

Q: No one actually eats sour apples, so why do they make all kinds of candy in that flavor?
09/12/2009 11:38:47 PM · #299
A: Because Big sour apples just wants to get you addicted to the stuff.

Q: Have you tried sour grapes?
09/13/2009 07:44:40 AM · #300

Have you tried sour grapes?

A. Sure, it's widely available after every election.

B. How much money do I have?


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