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09/15/2009 04:49:59 PM · #301
A: none...just like everyone else

Q:How long do I have to work for??
09/15/2009 05:00:45 PM · #302
A. Until the bills are paid or you win the lottery.

Q. What is the reason for the little toe?
09/15/2009 05:14:41 PM · #303
A: That's the only one which knows the way home.

Q: Why do you have rocks in your head?
09/15/2009 05:27:48 PM · #304
A. It keeps the marble from rolling around

Q. When will it ever be enough?
09/15/2009 06:38:25 PM · #305
A: When there are eight.

Q: Who loves you?
09/15/2009 06:48:56 PM · #306
A: Kojak

Q: What does "Kodak" mean?
09/15/2009 11:29:27 PM · #307

What does "Kodak" mean?

A. For me it means a little instamatic camera with the rotating flash cubes and the pop-in film cartridges that I took my first pictures with some 40 years ago. I still have that camera.

Q. Who said "out damn spot!"


09/15/2009 11:31:54 PM · #308
A. the frustrated dog owner.

Q. When is it all going to end?
09/16/2009 08:28:29 AM · #309
Q. When is it all going to end?

A. When you get back to the beginning.

Q. Why won't my son's hair stay down, he looks like Alfalfa?
09/16/2009 10:24:34 AM · #310
Q. Why won't my son's hair stay down, he looks like Alfalfa?

A: It's possesed by the devil.....LOL

Q: When will gas prices go down?
09/16/2009 10:28:47 AM · #311
Q. When will gas prices go down?

A. Never

Q. When will it be safe for the USA to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan?
09/16/2009 11:42:07 AM · #312
Q. When will it be safe for the USA to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan?

A: When the people of those countries learn to run their own country and stop harboring terrorists.

Q: Why does "white-out" make me feel good?

09/16/2009 12:06:45 PM · #313
Q: Why does "white-out" make me feel good?

A: Maybe you're getting high on the fumes...

Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?
09/16/2009 12:22:06 PM · #314
Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?

A: "Are batteries included?"

Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?

09/16/2009 03:03:27 PM · #315
A: Between Obadiah and obbligato.

Q: Has anyone seen my little brother around here?
09/16/2009 03:05:03 PM · #316
Hey! No cutting in line!

Back to the main track . . .

Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?

A: "Are batteries included?"

Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?

09/16/2009 04:57:26 PM · #317
Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?

A: because he is an egotstical moron and he thinks that he is a king....

Q: What should happen to Kanye West?

Message edited by author 2009-09-16 16:57:43.
09/16/2009 08:18:55 PM · #318
Q: What should happen to Kanye West?

A: hhhhuummmm.... he should be locked in a closet and be forced to listen to country music (his favorite) for an entire day :P

Q: Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
09/22/2009 03:16:48 PM · #319
Q: Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

A: The same reason why butter doesn't stick to a hot knife.

Q: How can "it" bounce off me and stick on you?
09/22/2009 05:17:33 PM · #320
Q: How can "it" bounce off me and stick on you?

A: It's made of metal and I'm a magnet.

Q: Why don't we (in the U.S.) use the much superior metric system?


09/22/2009 06:19:10 PM · #321
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09/22/2009 07:25:50 PM · #322
Q: Why try to change a good system that everyone is used to?

A: Being used to something is no excuse for not evolving. The roadside is littered with many corporations that were "set in their ways" and went out-of-business because they did not adapt to the changing business climate.

Q: Which tastes better, Coca Cola or Pepsi? (that's the 355 ml cans, of course!)

Message edited by author 2009-09-22 19:27:04.
09/22/2009 08:44:17 PM · #323
Q: Which tastes better, Coca Cola or Pepsi? (that's the 355 ml cans, of course!)

A: Neither, Diet Coke tastes the best to me. Regular soda leaves a slimy sugary coating in my mouth for hours XP

Q: If you could have chosen a name for yourself, what would it be?
09/22/2009 08:46:42 PM · #324
Depends on whether you are talking diet or regular.

Q: Why 355 when 16 will do?....seems like a lot of wasted numbers to me.
09/22/2009 08:48:26 PM · #325
too slow david :p
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