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10/01/2009 01:46:50 PM · #351
Originally posted by David Ey:

Q: How many Woodys could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Woodys?

A: All of them. They hate them as much as I do.

Q: Why are women always right?


A: I'll go ask my wife.

Q: Why can't women remember how to how to set the VCR/DVD player up or change the cars oil but they can remember every word in a fight you had 15 years ago?
10/01/2009 02:12:07 PM · #352
A: Priorities my dear. See, setting up the vcr/dvd player or changing the cars oil will NEVER benefit us in 15 or more years but remembering those words can help us win new fights till the end of time. :)

Q: Why ask why?

Message edited by author 2009-10-01 14:12:26.
10/01/2009 02:31:15 PM · #353
Q: Why ask why?

A: To see what dumbass responses we would get.

Q: Are we on schedule?
10/01/2009 03:27:33 PM · #354
A: Yes. It only looks like we're not because the clock is six and a half days fast.

Q: Can I see some ID please?
10/01/2009 07:36:40 PM · #355
Q: Can I see some ID please?

A: Sure, It comes on channel 192 at 8 pm.

Q: Why in the world would you want to watch Investigation Discovery?
10/01/2009 07:53:35 PM · #356
Q: Why in the world would you want to watch Investigation Discovery?

A: To find out the answer to my next question . . .

Q: What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?

10/01/2009 07:58:31 PM · #357
Q: What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?

A: Seedless watermelon seeds.

Q: Why did you use the word "out" in your last answer?
10/01/2009 08:01:53 PM · #358
Q: Why did you use the word "out" in your last answer?

A. Because using the work "out" is in!

Q. Who's idea was it anyway?
10/01/2009 08:05:48 PM · #359
Q. Who's idea was it anyway?

A: Einstein's

Q: Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

10/01/2009 08:19:32 PM · #360

Q: Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

A: Yes, Easily

Q: Is 40 really the new 20?
10/01/2009 08:23:52 PM · #361
Q: Is 40 really the new 20?

A. Only in cougar years.

Q:Why do guys refuse to read the manual?
10/01/2009 08:32:21 PM · #362
A: We already know how it works.

Q: Why do we drive on parkways, but park on driveways?
10/01/2009 08:38:47 PM · #363
A: Already asked and answered.

Q: Is it illegal to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?


10/01/2009 10:03:26 PM · #364
A. No, unless you've not made popcorn!

Q. If Jack is nimble and quick, why is he jumping over candles?
10/01/2009 10:15:37 PM · #365
A: Jumping over unicorns is dangerous.

Q: If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
10/01/2009 10:16:02 PM · #366
A: He wants to ruin any chance for children.

Q: Why are apartments so close together
10/01/2009 10:24:22 PM · #367
A. because togetherments never caught on

Q. If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
10/01/2009 10:29:57 PM · #368
I'm sorry but that is the funniest thing I've heard all week
10/01/2009 10:59:34 PM · #369
Q. If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

A: I wouldn't. I don't care if they are not found.

Q: Do you still beat your wife?
10/02/2009 01:13:08 PM · #370
Originally posted by David Ey:


Q: Do you still beat your wife?


A. At cards I do, but not all the time.

Q. Does David Ey mean by his answer that he would care if the transvestites are found?
10/02/2009 03:24:28 PM · #371
A. It's a contradiction in terms...

Q. Why do mean seem to think that wearing a wife beater is in fashion??
10/02/2009 08:11:53 PM · #372
Q. Why do mean seem to think that wearing a wife beater is in fashion??

A: Because wearing an egg beater would damage our nipples.

Q: If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on the headlights...would they do anything?
10/04/2009 09:06:45 PM · #373
Q: If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on the headlights...would they do anything?

A: That has not ever been tested. But, just as I believe in God, I believe you would see no light, unless you were going in reverse.

Q: If you happen to find a transvestite, what would you do or say to it?
10/04/2009 09:32:14 PM · #374
Originally posted by David Ey:

Q: If you happen to find a transvestite, what would you do or say to it?


A: Hello Ma'am....I mean sir.....I mean huh

Q: What is the deal with tranvestites?
10/17/2009 10:14:10 PM · #375
Originally posted by cowboy221977:



Q: What is the deal with tranvestites?


A. That's the thing, they don't know HOW to deal, that's why they change.

Q. If a snow flake fell in a jungle, on a tree, and that tree fell when know one was around, what kind of flower was smashed by the tree?
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