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08/11/2009 05:30:16 PM · #101
A: Lets just say you don't want to clear up after them ;-)

Q: why is there no proper medical name for the back of the knee?
08/11/2009 07:44:51 PM · #102
A: In Football, it's called "clipping"

Q: Who moved my cheese?
08/11/2009 07:50:57 PM · #103
A: Your dog, onto your bedroom floor. Next time don't leave it out.

Q: Why do little sidewalk restaurants with horrible food feel the need to be pretentious and call themselves "Bistro"?
08/11/2009 08:44:15 PM · #104
A: so they can get away with it?

Q: how do you insert a kitten into a small neck bottle? i've seen these
08/11/2009 09:01:29 PM · #105
A. They were test-tube babies so they were born in there. Also, twisting and some tuna helps.

Q. How long 'til the aliens get tired of our crap and destroy us all?
08/11/2009 09:04:50 PM · #106


A. We're such an endless source of amusement, we'll last forever.

Q. Why do people watch wrestling?
08/11/2009 09:17:11 PM · #107
A. Because they're mindless droolers with no life.

Q. What happens if you pet the cat backwards?

Message edited by author 2009-08-11 21:17:44.
08/11/2009 10:18:17 PM · #108
A: the cat would sue you for molestation

Q: how do you detach yourself from your shadow for more than 1 minute?
08/12/2009 01:30:45 AM · #109
A. During a total eclipse, everywhere will be in shadow amd hence you won't have a shadow per se.

Q. Why do fools fall in love?
08/12/2009 01:54:44 AM · #110
Originally posted by SoulMan1978:

A. During a total eclipse, everywhere will be in shadow amd hence you won't have a shadow per se.

Q. Why do fools fall in love?


A: Intelligent people are smarter than that, stay single, and keep their sanity.

Q: Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn is neither Smart, nor Food, so who do they think they're fooling?
08/12/2009 02:15:32 AM · #111
Originally posted by K10DGuy:


A: Intelligent people are smarter than that, stay single, and keep their sanity.

Q: Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn is neither Smart, nor Food, so who do they think they're fooling?


A: DPC ranters.

Q: Ever heard news about an insomniac sleeping with other insomniac?

Message edited by author 2009-08-12 02:16:16.
08/12/2009 04:04:33 AM · #112
Originally posted by zxaar:

Q: Ever heard news about an insomniac sleeping with other insomniac?


A: I saw the teaser, but fell asleep before the story came on.

Q: How can I make $50k a month working part time from the comfort of my own home?
08/12/2009 04:16:47 AM · #113
A. Buy your new home near a bank and a nice drill

Q. What is your secret superpower?
08/12/2009 04:40:20 AM · #114
Originally posted by UrfaTheGreat:

Q. What is your secret superpower?

A: Keeping a Secret.

Q: What is the darndest thing you ever heard a kid say?
08/12/2009 06:38:41 AM · #115
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Q: What is the darndest thing you ever heard a kid say?


A: is chocolate made of shit? because it look like shit. but i love it still...

Q: what does Godzilla and a housefly have in common?
08/12/2009 06:52:39 AM · #116
Originally posted by crayon:



Q: what does Godzilla and a housefly have in common?


A: Both taste good fried with some hot sauce on the side.

Q: Why do you hate me?
08/12/2009 04:32:38 PM · #117
A: because of your weird square facial features ;-)
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Q: Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
08/12/2009 04:35:20 PM · #118
A. Because because we we love love repetition repetition.

Q. How can I convince my teacher to raise my F to a C in one sentence?
08/12/2009 04:37:11 PM · #119
A: I'd tell you, but I'm afraid I'd just get your teacher arrested.

Q: Why do batteries last forever in noisy children's toys, but only a few hours in something important?
08/12/2009 05:04:46 PM · #120
A: Because you put the toy on top of the fridge for years

Q: When will cars start flying?
08/12/2009 05:44:18 PM · #121
A: When flies start car pooling.

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway?
08/12/2009 08:30:17 PM · #122
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway?

A: because people park on the driveway

Q: how many DPC'ers does it take to change a lens?
08/12/2009 08:42:35 PM · #123
None. We all want one lens that does it all.

What day is it?
08/12/2009 10:05:21 PM · #124
A: International lefthanders day.

Q: paper or plastic?
08/13/2009 02:05:24 AM · #125
Originally posted by SoulMan1978:

Q: paper or plastic?

plastic - paper doesn't hold water :P

Q: where do you aim in the urinal?
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