|Chuck gazed out from the foliage, his life-long dream of returning to his true form about to be realized. The maiden had been successfully seduced and her kiss, while still reluctant and tainted by repulsion, was like the dew of the morning of paradise at the dawn of the world.
Of course, the reluctance and repulsion were nothing compared to what she felt when Chuck returned to his normal form, which was not that of the handsome prince of a legend that her bitter hopes had bred, but was that of an over-weight cross-dressing math teacher. With a neck beard.
The screams were terrible to behold, and all that heard them perished.