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01/07/2007 05:58:29 PM · #401 |
Captain of the Titanic:
'Can I have more in ice in my f***ing drink!' |
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01/07/2007 05:59:21 PM · #402 |
Major of Hiroshima:
'what the f**k was that bang!' |
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01/07/2007 06:09:21 PM · #403 |
"Go down on the wharf, I thought you said go down on the dwarf!" - Anon. |
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01/07/2007 06:27:47 PM · #404 |
"I believe in trolls"
- DPC Memembers (all the time) |
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01/17/2007 10:39:34 PM · #405 |
"Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art."
-Tom Stoppard |
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01/17/2007 10:43:42 PM · #406 |
A geeky one related to this one
Originally posted by Quickshutter: In this world, there are three kinds of people; people who can count, and people who can't. |
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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01/17/2007 10:56:10 PM · #407 |
Youâre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on...
dunno who, but I like it. |
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01/29/2007 12:08:00 PM · #408 |
"Adventure is just bad planning."
-Roald Amundsen |
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01/29/2007 12:16:13 PM · #409 |
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. |
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02/02/2007 03:38:14 PM · #410 |
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
--Mark Twain |
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02/11/2007 11:24:50 PM · #411 |
Heard this one tonight and had to laugh.....
"Your life. . . it's like a gag reel of ineffectual bodily functions."
-A Scanner Darkly |
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02/11/2007 11:32:30 PM · #412 |
"You're only as old as the woman you feel."
Groucho Marx
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02/11/2007 11:36:27 PM · #413 |
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
~ Mohandas Gandhi
or a funny one:
"The Human Brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public!"
- Sir George Jessel
Great place to have fun is to pick the random page at: wikiquote.org
Message edited by author 2007-02-11 23:39:04. |
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02/11/2007 11:37:54 PM · #414 |
"Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided and like a fistful of sand it can slip right through your hands" -Rod Stewart |
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02/18/2007 01:59:07 PM · #415 |
"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."
--Jascha Heifetz |
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02/18/2007 02:14:28 PM · #416 |
"Cannibals aren't vegetarians, they're humanitarians."
--Anon. |
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02/18/2007 02:19:10 PM · #417 |
âA good piece of literature is better than any psychiatrist.â
-Professor Richard Pindell
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02/21/2007 12:04:05 PM · #418 |
"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
--Ronald Reagan |
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02/28/2007 03:11:53 PM · #419 |
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth."
-Charles Luckman |
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02/28/2007 04:18:30 PM · #420 |
"Science has proof without any certainty.
Creationists have certainty without any proof."
-Ashley Montagu |
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02/28/2007 05:32:14 PM · #421 |
"Good taste is the death of art"
- David LaChapelle |
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02/28/2007 05:35:30 PM · #422 |
"There are no stupid questions... Just stupid people.."
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02/28/2007 05:43:25 PM · #423 |
This would make a great challenge. |
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03/09/2007 04:45:21 PM · #424 |
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those
who have not got it.
-George Bernard Shaw |
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03/09/2007 05:06:35 PM · #425 |
"I bought a bunch of that ginko stuff at GNC, but I can never remember to take it."
-A girl I went to high school with. |
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