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08/06/2009 10:52:09 AM · #1 |
I saw this in another forum, and thought that it would work well here.
You ask a question, someone answers it and then asks their own question, and so the cycle continues, feel free to ask anything , answer as honestly as possible and learn something about other DPCers.
Here goes:
Q: What is the best camera for a beginner?
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08/06/2009 11:01:47 AM · #2 |
A - The one that feels right...
Q - Where are my shoes? |
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08/06/2009 11:06:53 AM · #3 |
A: Next to your socks.
Q: Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men? |
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08/06/2009 11:08:47 AM · #4 |
A- Easy! The last place you set them, unless of course, your married. Then its the proper place they belong, as your wife rolled her eyes, gave a deep sigh, and picked them up and begrudgingly put them away.
Q- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked some wood?
Arrgh, Alfresco, you beat me!
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 11:09:26. |
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08/06/2009 11:11:46 AM · #5 |
A: The woodchuck would chuck much wood if it could.
Q: Does time really fly?
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08/06/2009 11:13:04 AM · #6 |
A: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Q: What's your favourite colour? |
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08/06/2009 11:17:28 AM · #7 |
A: Trick question, there is no U in color.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? |
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08/06/2009 11:22:03 AM · #8 |
A: No, it is the bones in your ear that turns the vibrations in the air into "sound". No ear, no sound.
Q: If my exposure is is 1/30 of a sec, and I add a 10 stop ND filter, what is my new exposure time? |
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08/06/2009 11:22:24 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by ajdelaware:
A: Trick question, there is no U in color.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? |
A: Yes.
Q: If a man says something in the middle of the forest and noone is there to hear it is he still wrong? |
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08/06/2009 11:23:12 AM · #10 |
edit not quote. :o/
Someone answer jdannels' question.
32 seconds ?
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 11:27:44. |
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08/06/2009 12:11:48 PM · #11 |
A: Yes
Example of a wrong statement: "Trees do not exist":
Q: Why does the light always spend the night in my fridge? |
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08/06/2009 12:23:19 PM · #12 |
A: Because that is where you are keeping the light beer.
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? |
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08/06/2009 12:34:54 PM · #13 |
A: Because parking on a parkway wouldn't be smart as well as driving on a driveway. Unless you have a long driveway.
Q: How many DPC'ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 12:39:45. |
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08/06/2009 12:41:26 PM · #14 |
A: No one from DPC can screw in lightbulbs, they spend too much time photographing them: ;-)
 
Q: How much water has IreneM used in taking drop pictures? |
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08/06/2009 01:31:52 PM · #15 |
A: Too much........ water drops are now banned on DPC
Q: What's the magic formula for a 7+ score in a free study?
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08/06/2009 01:48:37 PM · #16 |
A: Persuading voters to give you a high score.
Q: Why is Milk chocolate and candy allowed to be sold when Dark chocolate exists ? |
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08/06/2009 01:50:32 PM · #17 |
A: Dark chocolate lacks broad appeal, except for a few people who want to look sophisticated without taking up smoking. I suppose dark chocolate is better than smoking. But not by much.
Q: Why can't people just admit they are wrong about everything?
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 13:54:18. |
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08/06/2009 02:25:10 PM · #18 |
A: Because they're not.
Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters?
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 14:25:30. |
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08/06/2009 02:45:04 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by Carlo21:
A: Because they're not.
Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters? |
A: Impractically, money. Practically, seascapes.
Q: Pepsi, Coke,or Dr. Pepper? |
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08/06/2009 03:02:34 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by Carlo21:
A: Because they're not.
Q: Jedusi says that in order to achieve a 7+ is to persuade voters to give a high score. What's the best way to persuade voters? |
A: Impractically, money. Practically, seascapes.
Q: Pepsi, Coke,or Dr. Pepper? |
A. Dr. Pepper.
Q. Too much Neat Image? |
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08/06/2009 03:07:48 PM · #21 |
A: You'd better believe it.
Q: Too much Topaz Adjust? |
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08/06/2009 04:05:25 PM · #22 |
A: Never!
Q: Are you crazy? |
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08/06/2009 04:12:42 PM · #23 |
A: Refrigerator.
Q: Paper or plastic? |
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08/06/2009 04:15:07 PM · #24 |
A: Neither. I carry it in my arms and drop it on the way to the car.
Q: Janet or Chrissy?
Message edited by author 2009-08-06 16:15:51. |
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08/06/2009 04:27:15 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
A: Neither. I carry it in my arms and drop it on the way to the car.
Q: Janet or Chrissy? |
A: Jack
Q: Would you unplug a loved one's life-support if they begged you to? |
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